Ghost gag

When your sexual partners dick is too small to choke on. It's all in your mind, convince yourself it's big.

Tina "I like giving head! His dick is too small!"

Stephanie "just ghost gag that shit"

by Tdizzzzy March 23, 2017

Ghost Bowl

When you go to smoke a bowl and it’s empty.

*hits bowl and inhales lighter gas* “WTF!!, Why didn’t you re-pack the bowl? You left me a ghost bowl”

by N3RM September 16, 2022

Ghost anniversary

the date on which an event occurred in some previous year, but the event is something that doesn't exist anymore and haunts you.

Today is the Ghost anniversary of my first relationship.

by pbsh July 4, 2018

Ghost Flush

This is the art of flushing ones toilet as soon as boo boo hits the water.This is done so that the person coming into the restroom won't know you stunk up the place.By flushing as Soon as the turds hit the water you smell no lingering funk,it's like you didn't go to the restroom.Hence the term Ghost Flush..

Josh this is work man,nobody wants to smell your insides.Ghost flush next time.

by Mybowelsarebetternow November 29, 2018

Ghost

1) Noun. A fictional being that is dead but still exists in a gaseous form. Usually associated with haunting people and Halloween.
2) Verb. To shorten a musical note and/or play it softer than the notes around it in order to take emphasis away from the note.

It is rumored that old Jimmy still haunts this place as a ghost.

by Achromatic Chameleon June 14, 2018

Ghost Notch

A unit on notches based on chicks that wanted to and could have banged but couldn't because of timing,being in a relationship/married ect.

"She totally wanted to bang but i have chalk her up on the ghost notch list"

by Dirtymike2488 September 9, 2018

human ghost

A term for someone who is always left out in every conversation despite still having the appearance of a living human being.

Person 1:"Yeah, I was thinking maybe we could hang out tomorrow."
Person 2: "Yeah we could i mean im free tomorrow i guess-"
Person 3:"Hey did you know that there's this news going on-"
Person 2: "Yeah man!! shit like it was so fucking rad like-"
(Person 2 and Person 3 bickers as they forgot Person 1 is the one who started the conversation and is now ignored completely.)
Person (Fuck dude, never knew i was a human ghost all along, this shit sucks)

by melnusghost October 3, 2025