Ethan

fat gay

Anna said Ethan Hammett was fat gay in middle school so he threatened to punch out her teeth

by weantirape December 8, 2019

Ethan

Literally a sub

“Hey, isn’t Ethan a total sub?”
“Dude stop wasting my time. It literally goes without saying.”

by SnipedByABilly June 15, 2021

Ethan&Jayden

they were made to last forever and are so perfect together. in future they will have kids, a house and everything they would’ve ever dreamed of IF ETHAN BOUGHT HER FLOWERS

“are ethan&jayden still together?”
“yeah bro, don’t think he’s bought her flowers yet though. maybe next pay day”

by ploughsbMx August 6, 2024

Ethan

They gut at the bus stop that us usually very annoying and asks a lot of questions

Ethan is such a weirdo

by dsdsfddsfwffesdf September 4, 2018

Ethan

Loves females that start with the letter c and ends with m. Very masculine and enjoys many things ;)

"Carmen, did you see Ethan?"
"yeah, in my bedroom."

by MCXXAsian_JesusXxCMGAMERXX October 24, 2018

Ethan

Ethan is super weird he farts all the time in class and thinks its so funny when it most definetly is not. Somehow though he is still tan in the winter. He is a massive pick me and trys to get attention from people all the time. And also i swear most ethans are gay lol

Oh is that another fart ethan

by your mummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm September 12, 2022

Ethan Hamby

Ethan Hamby is the leader of the Boerne Bam Boys (BBB) he wants to be a deer cowboy really bad but he is always on vacation.

Ethan Hamby doesn’t actually work he just says he does, must be nice

by BBB ANONYMOUS March 7, 2024