A gay person who suck more dick then Lana rhodes. His balls hasn’t dropped from his stomach yet and his cock is 3mm, oye thats a David!
A David has many kids in his garage, why? We never know, but THAT’S a David.
A David has tried to suck hos own dick many times, but he couldn’t so he fucked a bottle of shampoo.
A David has many kids in his garage, why? We never know, but THAT’S a David.
A David has tried to suck hos own dick many times, but he couldn’t so he fucked a bottle of shampoo.
O have you seen David?
- No, he’s fucking a bottle of shampoo in the bathroom!
We are having yoga today class! Sit in this position!
*Whispering* - why is David trying to lick his balls?
*Whispering* - because he’s very gay and want cock in his mouth!
*5 minutes later* - WHY IS DAVID FUCKING THE MATTRESS?!
- No, he’s fucking a bottle of shampoo in the bathroom!
We are having yoga today class! Sit in this position!
*Whispering* - why is David trying to lick his balls?
*Whispering* - because he’s very gay and want cock in his mouth!
*5 minutes later* - WHY IS DAVID FUCKING THE MATTRESS?!
by Roligarunk.dinmamm04@gmail.com November 23, 2021
Get the Davidmug. David is a cute EXTREMELY tall guy with brown hair and brown eyes. He is extremely funny and will not be afraid to be honest haha. He has a great personality that is hilarious. David’s are also very protective and loving. Your would be lucky to get one.
by hola it’s milly rock January 23, 2020
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Get the Josef David Peter perkomug. `~`-David "'Entonation'" Styles <<<pPp>>> Is African-American-Mongolian-Yorubian-Castillian-Bonilla-Castro-Tanna-From Content To Contextual Tonality Called Intonation`~`
`~`-David "'Entonation'" Styles <<<pPp>>> Is African-American-Mongolian-Yorubian-Castillian-Bonilla-Castro-Tanna-From Content To Contextual Tonality Called Intonation`~`
by ExeeloguiexE April 18, 2025
Get the `~`-David "'Entonation'" Styles <<<pPp>>> Is African-American-Mongolian-Yorubian-Castillian-Bonilla-Castro-Tanna-From Content To Contextual Tonality Called Intonation`~`mug. Kameron and david are a cute couple originated from harlow town. They have a very toxic relationship. Both enjoy late night cuddles watching police interceptors. Kameron will do anything for david even miss football and so they can have a quickie behind McDonalds car park. David has a bbc .
by Clungemuncher62 April 25, 2022
Get the Kameron and davidmug. The life of the party - Ryan David is a social butterfly whose character and charisma make him incredibly attractive and extraordinarily lovable. If you have the chance to meet Ryan David you’ll soon find yourself wondering, ‘do I want to be with him or simply be him?’ It must be warned though…
A guy with two first names is always bad news ;)
A guy with two first names is always bad news ;)
by Sparkle.pony July 28, 2022
Get the Ryan Davidmug.