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by anonymous March 7, 2024
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country weeb

A person who is from a rural/country background who likes Japanese anime.
Claire grew up in the country and likes anime. This makes her a country weeb.
by The dentist. March 27, 2024
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Countretto

A person from the country but acts ghetto
Them bitches are countretto!

Don’t make me get countretto!
by Southern dixie May 8, 2024
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Countretto

A person from the country who acts ghetto
Them bitches are countretto!

Music these days be countretto!

Don’t make me get countretto!
by Southern dixie May 8, 2024
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Countretto

A person from the country who acts ghetto
These bitches be countretto!

Music these days be countretto!

Don’t make me get countretto!
by Southern dixie May 8, 2024
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Countryhumans

gay: do you ship rusame
me: no im straight, i like countryballs instead of countryhumans and making america and russia homosexual for no reason

gay: I M S O T R I G G E R E D
by pipp69420 May 19, 2024
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Country Wife

In the days of colonialism and trading companies, men would marry women in the local cultures and have children with them. They would then abandon their families to have a "proper" marriage and lineage in the motherland, leaving them destitute.

Today, a country wife is a woman who, married or not, has a very low bar for her (male) partner, earning loyalty, respect, sex, and giving up money and career. In fact, her partner disrespects her so much that he'll probably "upgrade" or cheat on her. Also known as a "practice wife," practice relationship," "a woman with no boundaries," or "easy."

These women will belittle women who show higher standards than them, calling them entitled and encouraging their male partners to leave them. They often come from very little money, and, therefore, have a scarcity mindset. They also act out a form of the "crab bucket effect." They tend to have a higher body count, because they trade sex for scraps: their exes will probably shame their body count, once they've used them. They also let the men in their lives use them in whatever ways they want, and they'll claim to like it.

This woman will tell other women to be "grateful." They'll say a woman is ungrateful for being upset that she got lasagna for mother's day or a shut up ring. They think it's okay if a man cheats.

These women will never become a real wife. They're bedwarmers. The men they're with see them as Tess Durbeyfield, a silly milkmaid cow to practice on.
Barbara the Builder is a country wife, because she takes care of her boyfriend's house and bed like a good girl, with no promise of marriage.
by ProblemicBadFem May 27, 2024
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