water the cat

To lay down some good good.

Ex: omg girl I was at his house last night and he said he was gonna water the cat and it Was the best sex ever!!

by PeppermintSpice October 6, 2018

The Cat Slide

When you get completely naked and shove your balls in between your legs and sit on the floor like that and drag your self across the floor

My friend Josh did The Cat Slide for his dad

by lilsavage81401 May 20, 2018

Cat Pen

A pen with cat faces on it, opposite of a dog pencil

Hey, can you pass that cat pen over there?

by Starorium May 27, 2018

“Cats and cucumbers”

Scared, terrified, jump out of your skin. Instead of OMG or Shit or oh Fuck

My friend walked in on me in the bathroom and I screamed and jumped like cats and cucumbers on the YouTube videos. I use ie all the time now and perfect when jumping out of your skin with fright.

“Cats and cucumbers”!!! You scared me half to death !!

by Balletmouse May 28, 2018

Dexter cat

Friendly, but badass cat that will steal your food and probably take a dump in your bushes.

Here is where you will find that badass cat

named Dexter Cat whoo steal s your food and probably take a dump in you bushes

by Bossboy510 July 6, 2019

Obese Cat

An obese cat is a cat that is very large and eats all the cat biscuits plus his family. His penis is shaped like a small stubby big toe.

Oh no not that fat fuck again. That obese cat ate my family last time

by Big Chungus Cat July 23, 2019

cat sniffing

n. (in Chinese context) The act of kissing a cat in an ecstatic manner. Such behavior is involuntary and caused by addiction to cute cats.

Cat sniffing for one day, cat slave forever.

by je veux phoque July 26, 2019