beef

a brown meaty substance that comes from cows. normally eaten by humans and kangaroos. can also be know as stake. also a term for fat

mmmmmm steak

hey look at your beefy mam

by ecaugdwjhd May 30, 2005

Beef Nap

The nap one takes after consuming beef. Typically occurs after eating fajitas or beef of similar consistency.

Those fajitas were great. I'm ready for a beef Nap.

by Dipfartson December 17, 2022

Beef

This is a beautiful meme god with many special disabilities, she has never been seen single because she just so special and beautiful and definitely won’t fail her exams

Oh I really like the beef, too bad she’s always taken

by The beefy meme god December 29, 2018

Beef Pumpkin

When you're raw doggin the backdoor and you reach around, use your ring fongers to pull the mouth from the sides to make an extra big smile and your pointer/middle fingersto stretch the eyes into a triangle shape so she looks like a Jack-o-lantern. Beef Pumpkin

Isaac: Hey are you still talking to Christina?
Chris: Yea she gave a Beef Pumpkin last night.

Isaac: Isn't that supposed to be the other way around?
Chris: I'm increasing your rent btw

by Jay 5ive October 31, 2025

Couple Beef

When two people in a relationship have a back and forth fight with one another.

Sophia: Did you pick up the dog at the vet?
Patrick: I thought you were going to pick up the dog at the vet!
Sophia: I told you that I was going to pick up some doggy treats at the store!
Patrick: And I told you that I couldn't pick up the dog because I was going to get a haircut!
Dog: My owners are taking a while to pick me up... they must be having couple beef.

by Leon 11037 May 1, 2018

Beef

When you spark a brer

You brer *spark*

by Bæf (roymundo) May 3, 2003

Marinating the beef

The process of lubricating one's genitals (most commonly the penis).

I couldn't put it in, so I tried Marinating the beef and voilá! it finally slid in.

by afaraci12099 November 20, 2016