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blocked shot on gorl

when your dick is hitting the puss at high speed and you misjudge a stroke and end up hitting her kaziff
Tim was overzealous while scoring and had to stop when he slapped his puck into a blocked shot on gorl
by ilikeeatingbrains February 8, 2024
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Blade Blocked

A situation where a person attempts to use Blade Blocker as a letter opener, but a cheaper letter opener actually works. Making the Blade Blocker look ineffective.
Friend: Why are you slashing all those envelopes?
Tom: Well this blade blocked blade blocker is supposed to open them.
by Wopalong April 8, 2023
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beat the block down

We went back to her place after the movie and I beat the block down
by knightbreather April 10, 2023
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Tok Block

Where promise something of important or beauty and immediately waste 2-5 minutes of your life. I.E. Danger Nunley videos.
I thought this chick was going to show her knockers on Tik-Tok but got tok blocked by Danger Nunley.
by Dearth-doodie247 April 27, 2023
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R Block

Rhinosasaurus Block
Damn that mf on R Block
by Gary Hartshorn April 29, 2023
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Skull Block

Skull Blocking is when someone in #gen sends a video or image that blocks the screen from your image or message so you can’t get skulls.
Vuur “naruto but as naked!😂”
Real “random anime gif”
Vuur “@real don’t skull block me, move bro
by cried1911 May 3, 2023
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momma block

Momma block is the most spectacular of all moms. She is selfless, and will do anything to make you happy. She works so hard, and you are so grateful for her everyday. No matter how hard her day was, Momma Block will come home with a smile on her face and greet you with open arms. She has a top notch fashion sense and will never let you leave the house looking homeless. She is beautiful, and is so humble that she will never accept your compliments or ever take a moment to realize how amazing she is. She is generous, loving, caring, funny (sometimes), and truly a delight to be around. Also, she makes really good tacos and guacamole, so that’s nice. There aren’t enough words in this dictionary to express how much you love her. You hope one day you can maker her proud and pay her back for everything she has done for you. But overall, everyone deserves to have a momma block in their life, because it will make their life a million times better, and don’t ever forget that.
“ Yo, who is that lady super cool lady over there with that amazing outfit on?”

“Oh, that’s Momma Block. You aren’t cool enough to talk to her.”
by the_block’s_daughter December 16, 2023
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