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Asshole

the kind of person who looks up definitions like asshole
by LuckyParrot May 24, 2022
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Jack-asshole

Noun. One who is simultaneously so idiotic and such a jerk that s/he goes beyond just "jack ass" or "asshole" to a combination of the two.

Also related: jack-assholery.
Did you see that truck taking up four parking spaces in the lot? That guy's a real jack-asshole.
by holacrr July 18, 2013
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Asshole bomb

When you produce large amounts of horse shit in your body and you can’t make it to the bathroom so your asshole explodes and shit goes on the wall
Wow katie had an asshole bomb the other day
by PBI69420 February 26, 2021
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Asshole Crusader

n1. people who seek assholes, and to dominate them

n2. someone you dislike, mildly or strongly
That guy right there is a complete asshole crusader, I mildly dislike him.

They call me the asshole crusader, there isn't no asshole in this room that hasn't been conquered by me.
by Aasta Paintmaasta December 28, 2023
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Asshole

Meaning of Asshole is the inside of ur ass
by Zaxh_Susu January 25, 2022
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creamy asshole

This is generally used when describing an after school/work nap you had.
You know you slept well when you wake up with a purple boner and a creamy asshole
by Will you help jack off a horse October 30, 2023
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Asshole Model

An asshole model is an antique model 100% of the times relating to an asshole. As human assholes come, it could be in all shapes and sizes. The antique asshole model comes from the unique featueres they offer. Usually being from Greek or English backgrounds and always being able to be spread to the most extreme sizes. Asshole models are well known for the large shits that they are able to produce and the large amounts of shit that they can also speak.
Edward how dare you show us your asshole at the dinner table!!! We don't care that you model, we're not shoving the chicken leg up there!!!

Georginio, I would like to introduce you to my friend David. Don't get frisky but he is an asshole model and was hired by Calvin klien yesterday!
by Salim Mehajer April 2, 2019
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