One who expresses their unproven opinions and ideas as if they're obvious known facts as if others should have known a long time ago.
Angel Lopez: my opinion is a fact.
by Amir.Swervo October 25, 2020
Aussie term for someone at a rave who offers or puts the poy-sian (nose inhaler) in your nose for you without you needing to ask, they always have one on hand and are the fucking goat 🙏
by ELNR March 24, 2024
okay be sige eto yung pangalawa ha baka bukas pa to lalabas duh 😏😏 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA so ganto kase yan no may addition dito kase talented ka be bawal umangal tapos wag ka na masyado mainsecure sa feslak mo be sus pogi ka be flex dapat yan tapos ano always do your best be tapos addition is Maganda ako. kbye 🥰🥰
by @xsky July 18, 2022
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1:Machine Angel Ritual: The Juvenile Release
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1:Machine Angel Ritual: The Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 31, 2025
This guy is unique and special, not only because he exudes sex appeal but he's also very down to earth and has a showcase of different personalities. He's intelligent, he's funny. He can also be very headstrong and aggressive when it comes to his beliefs. He's all about spreading a positive aura to those around him while being the life of the party. He wants everybody happy not just himself. Most importantly he's the friend everybody should have but people fear him because they are intimated. Truth be told, you need to find yourself a friend like him because he is special and once you do. You'll know for yourself
by That creep December 22, 2016
An outside game played with at least four people, but it is fun with more. Everyone gathers at the base, and whoever is it tells everyone to "take a hike!" Then everyone runs away from the base (and hides if they want to) while the person who is it counts to ten. Then whoever is it yells, "angel in the chapel," and tries to tag as many people as possible before they get to the base. If someone is tagged, they will also be it next round. Then you start over, but this time everyone who was tagged is now it with the first person who was it. Once one person is left untagged, they win! And if you play again, they are it this time.
Extra Rules: If you stop touching the base, you are not safe. If you keep touching the base, anyone who touches you is also safe. You can't be within 10' of the base while the it person is counting.
Extra Rules: If you stop touching the base, you are not safe. If you keep touching the base, anyone who touches you is also safe. You can't be within 10' of the base while the it person is counting.
by qu'est-ce que c'est October 22, 2017
New name for the Los Angeles Lakers of the NBA since half their team is out due to injuries. Mike D'Antoni is fully to blame for enforcing a fast-paced offense on aging players and not giving them enough rest time which has weakened their bodies significantly and increased their vulnerability to injury. As a result, they are no longer a complete team, and their team name should not be complete either. Finally, L.A. Kers, still spells out the original team name, which also shows how broken up the former Lakers have become.
L.A. Kers fan: The Lakers have lost 22 out of their 27 last games. I can't believe it.
L.A. Clippers fan: Don't you mean the Los Angeles Kers? Half their team is gone due to injuries. Soon they'll have less than 5 healthy players and will become the first NBA team in history not able to finish the regular season.
L.A. Kers fan: You're right! Why are they called the Lakers anyway if they live in an arid climate?
L.A. Clippers fan: Don't you mean the Los Angeles Kers? Half their team is gone due to injuries. Soon they'll have less than 5 healthy players and will become the first NBA team in history not able to finish the regular season.
L.A. Kers fan: You're right! Why are they called the Lakers anyway if they live in an arid climate?
by Boxcar Bob February 17, 2014