Alex Spiewak

The act of walking around one's house butt ass naked with a condom hanging off their dick.

Yoooo broooo, did you see that guy absolutely Alex Spiewak all over the living room??

by goblinmode87 September 25, 2022

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Alex is one of the funniest and sweetest people you'll ever meet. He's a bit of an awkward potato sometimes, as he commonly misunderstands things and becomes speechless to over the top sussiness. Alex is commonly pretty cute and great at golf (or really dedicated at least). He's caring and sweet, with attempts to fix your sleep schedule. Speaking to him will immediately bring a smile to your face, and separating from him is hard, as he's addicting in an odd way. He's also a rizz-lord, although it's unclear if the rizz is targeted specifically towards me or if he's just good at rizz in general. It's a shame he lives so far away, or you'd have to bend him over and spank him.

Me: I spent the whole night talking to Alex. He said he'd hang up and didn't for 5 whole minutes. I think he's addicted to me.
Friend: I think so too

by fireplacedust May 10, 2025

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