David

David is the type of guy to put metal in the microwave

God I hate that David guy what a bitch

by Davey Hater November 21, 2021

david disease

When a person named David starts to act so gay they turn into a band kid

That kid has david disease.

by Meatrider69 June 14, 2023

David

The gayest human being on the planet who brings up sus shit no matter what.

Guy: yo David hop on
David: hop on this dick cutie <3

by Areueatingtho? July 27, 2021

David

David is straight but he will accept you for who you are whether you're black white asian mexican straight gay lesbian transgender bisexual disabled suffering from mental illness etc he's the nicest

David is so nice because he helped that kid come out of the closet as gay to his parents

by Boogereater69 March 25, 2021

David Straticelli

Owner of Straticelli ice cream, David has become a hero of many. He is an icon, and started his business as a young boy. He went from nothing to everything.

Words people describe him: legend, icon, dreamy af, amazing, inspiring, goofy, funny etc.

David Straticelli is life

by rose_smith.x July 30, 2020

David

David is the one who will always be with you and listen to you. He is the one who will understand you when others cannot. He has surpassed the level of perfection, and especially his beautiful eyes you’ll never see eyes shine like his so stare into them when you can watch his eyes flicker around and focus but be careful not to get caught staring and if you do don’t look away just study every tiny detail their is and wonder how is someone’s eyes so harmonious, he is also the most loyal and gentle souls to ever exist, but just hidden away but when you eventually peak into it you’ll see how Iucky you are to be the one to stare into those eyes. David will be the reason you decide to keep going and be the reason you’re happy. If you have a David make sure to love them. They deserve the world universe and multiverses, but this long definition can’t even begin to describe all the perfect qualities and Perks he has. So enjoy your time together, forever n always

omg look it’s david

by MyLuvBug January 12, 2022

David

David Has a huge Dick and he is a good kisser he is always hard he likes to have sex when he feels like it if you know a David or Next to a person named David ask him

David like hot chicken

by Bigdavid01650 November 22, 2021