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Post™ traumatic stress

The assorted "gastronomical nightmare" feelings (heartburn, cramping, bloating, etc.) suffered from eating excessive amounts of crunchy-sweet cold cereal.
I was super-hungry, so I polished off half a box of Honey Bunches Of Oats in one sitting, and now I gots Post™ traumatic stress!
by QuacksO November 11, 2018
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roast post

A post on a social media thread, or private conversation, in which the person posting satirizes common elements of other people's posts by making it too weird or outlandish to be serious.

This can be overt, or subtle, but the highest quality roast post tricks you into believing it might be a real post before the roast becomes clear.
A Roast Post In the context of a work sack channel on a day that an important report is due:
"Did everyone get a chance to checkout the TPS report?"
- TPS report being a reference to the meaningless reports the characters in Office Space were forced to file
by dann1burk November 8, 2019
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Post Traumatic Blowjob Disorder

Post Traumatic Blowjob Disorder PTBD is when your girlfriend has a traumatic experience that causes her to forget how to give you a good blowjob.
Kelly was the victim of an attempted mugging and but thankfully her boyfriend heard the commotion and rushed to her aid in time to stop the attack and subdue the mugger until police arrived. Althought she seemed okay, later that night her boyfriend could tell she was suffering from Post Traumatic Blowjob Disorder PTBD.
by Hoboken AK-47 April 27, 2016
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Post solvent

I can't just live free, I'm post solvent.
by TheWayne July 11, 2023
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post: void

a super epileptic fps with flashing lights and that's also fast-paced. if you're epileptic, DON'T PHACKING PLAY THIS MAN.
Eva: hey, epileptic child how's it going playing post: void?

epileptic child: *breakdances*
by warmachine76123 March 8, 2021
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Pip posting

Why won't he stop sending the same fucking meme over and over?
Brandon's Pip posting again
Don't Pip post, bro
by P1pp April 29, 2021
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Post-bridem depression

n. A constant state of depression associated with newly wed brides, particularly of those who have left a life of partying.
What's wrong with Jenny?
Oh she just has post-bridem depression
by Herpyderp88 June 12, 2011
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