[Personal Google]

That person you ALWAYS go to for answers.

Person 1: Hey what is 3.14 again?
Person 2: Do I look like your Personal Google?

by Call Meh Sammie! May 22, 2016

Fake person

Someone that transports everyone in a courtroom to a fake middle school reality when they refer to somebody they were fucking while he was alive (before stabbing him to death) as a "boyfriend". Somebody that thinks the word orgasmic is crude language (badass because they said it), but wants anyone that says fuck, shit, ass, or anything else that can be considered cursing or swearing by anybody to be penalized for it.

It's the fake person you gotta watch, not the quiet one.

by The Original Agahnim November 30, 2021

ten gallon person

A delusional narcissist that thinks they are better than everyone

I am a ten gallon person. I give and want love on a 10 gallon level. But most people are pint people. It's just not fair! Why do I have to be better than everyone?!

by Lloyd Braun's Gum September 19, 2020

Cutest Person Ever

As evidence suggests, Katherine is the cutest person in the whole wide universe.

Katherine's cuteness is can only be defined by the cutest person ever to exists

by FactsofUniverse December 6, 2022

No personality

A bunch of messages don't happen to be the truth. Not "Used to describe people who don’t have their brain and only follow other people to make their decisions" that someone put for No personality. When someone says that someone else has no personality, it typically means that the person is boring or lacks interesting or noteworthy qualities. /

That has no personality.

by JordanJohnsonistheone July 15, 2023

the same fucking person

when you and someone else are very similar, always jinx things, and think the exact same way

"Ayden and Isabel are the same fucking person"

by isab8l May 21, 2021

The person I would theoretically report it to

Already knew and her response to being told that they were fucking was "That's none of your business." But you wouldn't be saying that of the genders were swapped and the behavior of the higher-ups I would tell would indicate that THEY already knew. There was no one for me to tell, the people I would tell had it out for me, and I was fired for not doing it sooner.

Hym "The person I would theoretically report it to already knew. And this was not a business decision is was and is a publication made. I'm publishing papers. You are stealing it because is it better than anything you could manage to generate with your mentally retarded mind and for no other reason. THE ONLY BUSINESS DECISION BEING MADE HERE... Is the one to STEAL FROM ME! Those are the 2 decisions being made. One to steal from me and the other to allow it. If I can't get to one of you I CAN get to the other."

by Hym Iam September 24, 2025