sergey's brain cells

retard. nothing else really, sorry I forgot autistic and queer.

Kid 1: Have you met Sergey?
Kid 2 (smart one): yeah he sucks dick all day, no brain cells involved in his body. He gags on his dad's dick 24/7 just how alistairs stream is 24/7 AND ITHAS VALORANT DROPS. guaranteed (in 3 mins)

sergey's brain cells

by little timmmmmmmmmmmmy April 24, 2020

quarantine brain

Doing everything you said you wouldn't do when isolated and alone

covid-19 lockdown gave me a serious case of quarantine brain

by ha ha ha aaa April 25, 2020

RONA-BRAIN

When your head is in the clouds and you become forgetful.

Since COVID, my coworkers display signs of RONA-BRAIN, becoming more forgetful, like their head is always in the clouds.

by mostly dave November 9, 2020

Minnesota brain freeze

Getting a blowjob in an ice fishing hut on a frozen lake

1: Hey did you hear what happened to steve last night?
2: No what?
1: He got a Minnesota brain freeze from sally in a fishing hut last night.

by anonymous November 17, 2020

Brain

Something you don’t have.

Person #1, “What’s a brain?”

Person #2, “Look it up on urban dictionary.”

by Bubinator November 18, 2020

Lego brain

An insult for someone who can't put the pieces together.

Someone who is stupid.

You're such a lego brain.

by Th3realdookieman November 22, 2020

Omelette Brain

This phrase has multiple definitions: 1. You have made a small error due to incompetence or defect. 2.You have made a large error and are worthy of institutionalisation. 3.You are brain dead and require constant help and support to get through the day.

*Emily tries to unlock a BMW with her Toyota Echo car keys.
Richard: Damn it Emily! Your Omelette Brain is getting worse!

by anonymous November 27, 2020