Free Monkeys

to be in a good, great or beyond great mood or feeling. Ecstatic.

Happy

"I just got a raise today... Free Monkeys!"

"Blues Traveler is playing a free concert today? Sweet! Free Monkeys!!"

by mattman2900 September 4, 2010

Monkey Bang

From the hours 12AM-4AM you can run into garages sideways at full speed with the intent to make large dents and/or holes in the garage.

“Yo, me and the boys just monkey banged that garage and totally destroyed it.”

by monkeybanger69 August 4, 2020

monkey on the moon

When no one will take blame for something, the one who gets the blame..

it wasnt me!!, well it must have been the monkey on the moon..

by dumasses February 3, 2008

copper monkey

term used after taking a big crap

"Man I just released the copper monkey from it's cage!"

by Chris McYowzer February 13, 2008

jelly monkey

jealous

"i'm feeling really jelly monkey of that hot smangin' you got last weekend from that girl annie. she's dime as fuck"

by lorlorlor October 4, 2011

Monkey Stump

Another word for the Coccyx, as in the area of the body where our tail would be if we were still primates.

I've been riding this bike so long I think i've bruised my Monkey Stump.

by Mitsu1980 April 3, 2010

diggity monkey

A digital worker, down with monkeying around with all possible combinations until he finds a solution, however improbable.

Can't find the answer in that Goddamn stupid program?...Let the diggity monkeys at it. They'll find a workaround sooner or later.

by drawrings January 12, 2010