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Jacob

Jacob. Theres 2 kinds. Height wise: they can be really tall.... Or really short. Personality wise: The ones who are real assholes and then these ones >> The guy of your dreams but you dont see it right away. He is a real gentleman when he is dating a girl and the best part about being with a Jacob is joking around him. He is the funniest kid you will ever meet.A cute guy. Personality is great. He has a temper as big as his dick. He is sometimes sweet but don't let that hide his dirty mindedness.One of the best friends you will ever have. You'll fall for him quickly but he won't think that he's good enough or he'll be so clueless he'll never pick up on it. Super good looking and caring, very sweet and innocent. The worst heartbreak you'll ever have.He is sweet and considerate to everyone, and is always willing to lend a helping hand.He can always be there for you, and doesn't rely on anyone to deal with his problems. Sweetest guy on earth, makes you happy when you are sad, will hold you in his arms at tough times and when you are cold, funny, smart and out smarts a bunch of people, loving, smiles a lot, super romantic, flirty, can make you smile within a minute(unless you have no soul), great hugger, most honest guy you'll ever meet, and he is totally respectful to women.
girl-why are you crying
crying girl-jacob doesn't like me
by StoneColdFacts November 20, 2023
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jacob

jacob a piece of shit that doesn’t know how to treat women right and only hurts them and goes behind their backs and blocks girls when he can’t handle his emotions and then comes running back when he realizes your the best he’s ever had and ever will have but then again he had a small dick so wasn’t really feeling it
jacob he has a 4 inch dick
by ajehekoeismebr December 26, 2021
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Jacob Ortiz

Yo Jacob Ortiz is so chopped he doesn’t wanna get on apex

Gurt: yo
by Doug3 May 7, 2025
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Jacob

A legendary gamer. He likes dogs, video games, and has a big comedic personality. He is a fucking badass legend
Girl 1: Oh, have you seen Jacobs brand new outfit
Girl 2: oh, mmm I just want to give him the biggest blow
by a boy from the future December 27, 2019
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Jacob

Jacob is extremely charming to anyone who’s meeting him for the first time. A Jacob is a great person to joke around with and knows how to make you feel special. His true intentions are always good but he may appear somewhat cocky at times. He’s inwardly caring and he loves his mom. He is very athletic and attractive. He has a tendency to push real things away but you’ll stay up late thinking about him anyways. Don’t mess with him or his girl or you’ll regret it. He’s so smart but doesn’t want people to know. His smile makes your heart melt and all the girls want him. He wants to come off as cool, and he is. He’s actually really romantic and caring, even if he doesn’t want to admit it. He’s really good at giving cute nicknames too. He’s pretty irresistible and although he has his rough patches, you won’t regret being close to him; even if your not with him forever.
Me: Hey, your hair looks good today.
Jacob: Thanks. You don’t look too bad yourself *winks and smiles*
by dear_sally December 16, 2020
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Jacob

The most based fucking guy you'll ever meet in your life
Look how fucking awesome jacob is
by ItsJoJoba March 3, 2022
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Jacob

A greaser and an emo. If you ever see a jacob you will probably become friends just to call him emo. If you ever see a long and shaggy haired emo greaser, chances are he’s a Jacob.
Wow man, look at that greaser with the anime shirt, he must be a Jacob.
by Arararararar February 19, 2022
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