sock relay

During the time and place for everything (college), a group of penis owning individuals will perform a "relay race" using a sock. The first person cums in the sock, passes it to their teammate. This continues until the entire team ejaculates into the sock. The team with the fastest time to complete ejaculations wins!

Man, I can't wait to beat you later in the sock relay!

by Fantestically Challenged May 9, 2024

socked

cringy ass word, who ever uses this name/word is a mental human being

Socked is fucking cringe.

by Udontneedtoknowidiots March 17, 2021

helium socks

A reference to banging a chick with her feet up in the air.

Friend: how'd last night go?

Me: she totally put the helium socks on!!!

Friend: very nice!!!!

Me: straight to pound town!

by Zainy21 September 4, 2017

crocs and socks

This is when SNL has no better idea for a skit to write so they make one about the ugliest man on earth having on crocs with socks and by wearing this you announce that you are a puppeteer and are really poor.

Mat Shatt wears crocs and socks he really must be a puppeteer

by TheFakeBillCosby May 24, 2018

Flaming Sock

The act of lining your partners anus with a flammable substance and then throwing snapper fireworks at the anus in attempt to ignite said substance.

John was feeling down so I let him play Flaming Sock

by BeastMaster42069 September 2, 2017

mop sock

A mop sock is a sock or cloth that men ejaculate into while masturbating, it is usualy unwashed and not cleaned for long periods of time, and can become infested with molds and somtimes fungi.

"You're mother is a mop sock"

by Firestar_9 March 17, 2020

Hairy sock

When a woman has a tight hairy vagina that hugs your dick like a sock

I was fucking this chick and she was so tight that her pussy hugged my dick like a hairy sock

by 333bam July 23, 2024