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Confused Social User

One who follows facebook on twitter, has a facebook that says, "check my myspace", etc.
Girl 1: Did you see my facebook?
Girl 2: Oh yeah I totally followed it to your twitter.
Guy: What did the twitter say?
Girl 1: Check out my myspace!
Guy: You are one confused social user
by The guy who fu-[censor] December 8, 2011
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pasta social

A large gathering of folks that celebrate the sauciest moments in life. Pants are optional.
Johnny: Yo! My cousin lost her virginity! You coming to the Pasta Social to celebrate?

Christopher: Yeah man, that shit took so long! I’ll be there for sure!
by Cusefunnies April 10, 2021
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Social Democracy

ˈsō-shəl ˌdeməˈkrasē

A political system that balances capitalism with a strong commitment to social justice and welfare. It aims to regulate the market economy to prevent exploitation, reduce inequality, and guarantee fundamental rights like universal healthcare, education, and workers' protections. It believes democracy isn't just about voting but also about ensuring everyone has the real means to participate in society. Social Democracy tries to create a fairer society without dismantling capitalism entirely, promoting gradual reform over revolution.

You're a threat to everyone tho.
Journalist: Are you a Communist?

Olof Palme: No, I am a Social Democrat.

Journalist: Are you a Socialist?

Olof Palme: Again, I am a Social Democrat.

Journalist: Soo, a capitalist?

Olof Palme: Dumbass, I am apart of Social Democracy, and I am in a Social Democratic party.
by Bobert Bob Boberson August 10, 2025
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Socialism

A system of belief held by liberals, that believes that the government should become authoritarian, atheist and take control over the people

Some common synonyms include Facism, Communism, Nazi, Libtard propaganda, very bad, non-american values and occasionally feminism.
Jhonny: Daddy, Jimmy says that the government should take absolute control over the state, and that a single family should take the role of ruler. Is he an Absolute Monarchist?
Julie: Don't be silly jhonny, he's clearly a socialist! Dirty Socialism always ruining the minds of the youth.
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social stacking

The practice of attending multiple social functions consecutively. A sign of popularity. May be reduced to "stacking". The person who has such a busy social life is a "stacker".
Popular chick A: What's on tonight?
PC B: I got the dinner at Bev's, then meeting Aldo for drinks at (the coolest place in town here), the Jackie's wants us to meet her at Chang's for dancing.
PC A: I so love social stacking.
by Cata May 23, 2007
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Edward Social Media Hands

Tablet in one hand surfing Facebook while having your phone in the other on Instagram.
Look at Johnny Depp in the grips of a social media addiction, He is now to be called Edward Social Media Hands
by KevinHughes21 August 9, 2017
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Socially Akward Person

A usually socially awkwardly person excessive internet use and isolation from other human beings. Can be perverted and rarely has friends and if he does they are not loyal towards him they originally think he’s good guy but discover his true perverted socially akward personality. Usually likes the opposite of what the crowd likes and not many people like him. Excessively talks about stuff no one cares about. PLEASE DONT BE A SOCIALLY AKWARD HUMAN!
Socially Akward Child: Oh my god! GPUs have gone up because of bitcoin miners!
Everyone Else: SHUT UP (SOCIALLY AKWARD PERSONS NAME) NO ONE CARES!!!
by Jerry H. Collins 156 February 15, 2018
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