Social Tampon

When an individual is venting to you in a conversation inconsiderate of the person they’re venting to. After said person absorbs their blood, the bleeder either keeps using them or disposes of them.
Amy: Matthew stopped speaking with me as soon as he couldn’t talk about himself and vent to me.

Bob: Amy, you were used as a social tampon.
by Shinon September 06, 2023
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Social fiend

A person who has a constant need of acknowledgement when at a function or through social media
Emily was being a social fiend at your birthday dinner earlier
by Red rondo 1 June 02, 2018
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Social Death Penalty

A much more elegant way of saying "getting cancelled", in the context of Cancel Culture specifically.
A notable figure: *says or does something against the accepted norm*

The Internet: We sentence this cretin to the Social Death Penalty.
by MDLuffy1234 April 13, 2023
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Social Terraphist

A person who wants to make friends/be social but struggles with it and cant due to shyness/social anxiety
Person: That girl never is always around here but never talks. Probably a social terraphist.
by skaiperson_320 February 02, 2024
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Social Chopping Block

A metaphorical place in your mind where you decide whether you will cut off your friends/acquaintances; hence the name chopping block.
Adam: Have you heard about how fucking lazy Charles is?
Sam: Yeah, he texted me out of the blue asking for a damn math assignment, he’s up on my social chopping block.
by Wtf_123 February 13, 2025
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pasta social

A large gathering of folks that celebrate the sauciest moments in life. Pants are optional.
Johnny: Yo! My cousin lost her virginity! You coming to the Pasta Social to celebrate?

Christopher: Yeah man, that shit took so long! I’ll be there for sure!
by Cusefunnies April 11, 2021
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socially social distancing

to be physically social during social distancing during coronavirus. Meaning that you're still hanging out with friends even though there's a world crisis. A socially social distancer will have an ignorant family, and goes out with friends so they can post about it, thinking they're cool because they're breaking the rules. They do it for clout. They don't care about the people that are dying, they want to maintain they're status, or they're going out to do drugs because they're addicts.
God, that whole group is still going to each other's houses and socially social distancing! What asshats! Stay inside!
by my definitions are precise April 21, 2020
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