Sussy Shit

When you take a dump while being watched by an impostor

“He just took a Sussy Shit in the Boy’s bathroom.”

by Amogugfard November 19, 2021

Bad As Shit

When something is so awesome that irony is required.

Damn man! That slam dunk was bad as shit!

by J-Thrilla April 4, 2011

Pecker shits

This is for when you take a piss and it smells awful, or resembles a smell of you shitting from your pecker

"Man that was a good piss"
"Dude what the hell, you have pecker shits turn the fan on!"
"My bad bro"

by birdmanswag November 17, 2014

Pat Shit

The act of taking off all of your clothes before taking a shit. This typically occurs outdoors in the wild but can be simulated indoors for comfort as well. Typically takes place just before shitting ones pants.

Yo...why is that dude naked??

Don't mind him, he's just taking a Pat Shit.

by jbiddy4 December 16, 2016

Macbeth Shit

When you take a shit and you can't wipe it off of your ass.

"bro I've been on the shitter for 30 minutes and im still at this Macbeth shit"
"out damned shit" - Macbeth shit

by Level99Mike August 25, 2022

drive-by shitting

Like a drive-by shooting, except you get out of the car and shit on your target instead of shooting it.

Billy: "Whoa, did John's dog shit on his front door?"
Joe: "Nah, it was a drive-by shitting. Dave finally got his revenge for that prank John pulled last week."

by Rakshasa 23 December 15, 2008

Gay shit

Some Gay shit

Tommy:You mum gay
Me:Your mum on some gay shit
Tommy:no u
Me:*kills Tommy*

by e diffs fg May 9, 2018