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sexual coin-flip

A "heads I win" (i.e., if da coin "lands heads", then you hafta "give me head", as in, perform fellatio on me) and "tails you lose" (i.e., if da coin "lands tails", you hafta "give me tail", as in, "your a** is mine" --- i.e., you hafta do it doggie-style wif me) type of deal, whereby da chick hasta intimately interact wif you in any case, no matter what da outcome of da coin-flip.
Da sexual coin-flip is almost as unfairly-advantageous to you as da "if I win, you hafta have sex wif me, and if you win, I hafta have sex wif you" deal, whereby you get da chick to spread her legs for you regardless of who scores higher in da game.
by QuacksO October 19, 2023
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Ur brother sexually identifies as other

You can’t recover from this insult, it will absolutely end your career and your life’ll be ruined
Eugene: ur family tree LGBT
Chad: ur brother sexually identifies as other
Eugene: *loses his job and commits suicide a day later*
by BubbaGumpsShrimpBoat May 16, 2018
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Complete Sexuality

Complete Sexuality is a modern version of sexuality categorization. It factors in gender preference and lineage preference (sexual orientation and genetic attraction, respectively).

Gender Pref: (culminate through same-sex marriage legal fight)

1) Heterosexual
2) Bisexual
3) Homosexual

Lineage Pref: (Culminate through same-lineage marriage legal fight)

1) Outcestosexual
2) Bicestosexual
3) Incestosexual

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Person 1: I have my complete sexuality. I'm heterosexual and outcestosexual. I also joined the Incest-Outcest Alliance club at my school to show solidarity.
by Dilvaed November 21, 2023
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I, ANgel Jose Robles Am Immature Whilst Having Sexual Intercourse So I, ANgel JOse RObles Will NOt Utilize The Angel Number "'696'" Robles Jose Angel, I
I, ANgel Jose Robles Am Immature Whilst Having Sexual Intercourse So I, ANgel JOse RObles Will NOt Utilize The Angel Number "'696'" Robles Jose Angel, I
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Hobo-Sexual

When you are homeless and you have to use sex and get into relationships that you probably otherwise wouldn’t because you need a place to stay
Molly turned hobo-sexual when she ran out of places she was welcome to stay and winter was freezing and Josh looked better than sleeping under a bridge, as long as no one found out about it…… but the thing about being hobo-sexual is that everyone finds out about it and is suddenly all the single men who are still living at home suddenly want to be captain save a hoe!!
by Mermaid Mel May 9, 2024
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lollipop-sexual

Uhm.. This is a new sexuality isn’t it? So my homies and I have been joking around guys liking and sucking on em lollipops a lot- And BAM.. lollipop-sexual! (we joke around wayyy too muchhhh) So.. I guess if y’all know some people know some homies that been enjoying the taste of lollipops a lot, why not joke around with this new word..? (even tho literally no one will find this 💀😭)
Damn, that boy must be lollipop-sexual, he’s been sucking on those sticks a lot....
STOP STEALING MY LOLLIPOPS! Are you lollipop-sexual or something-?!
by realweirdgirlshat5543 January 19, 2021
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Sancho-sexual

Excessive hatred for Jadon sancho that makes you wonder if guys are jealous they can't suck his dick
Raynor is such a "sancho-sexual"
by Declan murra April 20, 2023
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