roblox cart ride games

a game where obese 5 year old children play on their mom’s crusty boogery iphone or ipad and cry when they dont drive into spongebobs mouth because some #epic troller 😝😝😝 knocks them off

roblox cart ride games is soooo fun

by Wonder_UA June 13, 2022

high riding

when your pants are so high it's not even funny .

black guy : bro you see that nigga over there ?
black guy #2 : yah son , nigga looks stupid .
black guy : word , niggas are high riding .

by 101niggajk November 16, 2010

magic office ride

Unlike a magic carpet ride, the magic office ride sucks. It is a sarcastic term for being called into your boss' office and repremanded.

Kate: GDI this is the third time this week I took the magic office ride. I'm about to quit this job >:(

by h8 the magic office ride February 7, 2010

Piggy Back Ride

Deez nuts in your mouf

Piggy back ride me daddy

by TheeFrenzy March 26, 2021

Ride the Dragon

To eat spicy food and realize that all pain is an illusion.

I’m about to order some spicy pad Thai and ride the dragon.

by MacChaddy5453059 December 8, 2020

Dolphin Ride

When you bend over to tie your shoes and your cat jumps on your back and rides around for awhile.

"Hey look, Jean Luc Pikitty is getting a dolphin ride again."

"I'll give you fair warning Jean Luc Pikitty will want a dolphin ride if you bend over to tie your shoe!"

"Look at all of the scratches on my back. It must have been the dolphin ride."

"Can I give Jean Luc Pikitty a dolphin ride now?"

by WordManiac525 November 8, 2012

Dick Riding Roulette

When two Lactose intolerant men both eat an entire tub of ice cream then proceed taking turns riding each other's cocks until the rider sprays the ridee's crotch with a stream of diarrhea.

The winner is determined by how kinky the couple is. The loser buys the anti-diarrhea meds.

Sorry I'm late to work today, Bill and I played Dick Riding Roulette last night and my stomach has been upset all morning.

by Banana_Snake February 25, 2023