What the absolute fuck?

When "What the fuck?" isnt sufficiently exasperated enough, "What the absolute fuck" is used.

Same as "What the actual fuck?" except more localized in New Zealand.

John: What the absolute fuck is Jim doing?
Dave: I have no idea man

Jim: Hey Mike someone shat in your shower bro
Mike: What the absolute fuck?

John: Man this is badly organized...
Jim: Yeah I have no idea what the absolute fuck is going on.

by BloodBomb January 5, 2011

what the fox says

The fox can say many things.

What the fox says: Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow! Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow! Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff! Tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff! Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff! Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow! Chacha-chacha-chacha-chow! Chacha-chacha-chacha-chow! Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow! Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow! Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow! A-hee-ahee ha-hee! A-hee-ahee ha-hee! A-hee-ahee ha-hee! A-oo-oo-oo-ooo! Woo-oo-oo-ooo!

by The fox September 14, 2013

what's up ladies??

Question a blind man asks while walking by the fish market.

Blind man: Hey "what's up ladies??"
Foreman: you retard, that's Tha local market we are working.
Blind man: Sorry bitches!. my eyes betray me but the nose knows you filthy whore!

by sciflyer.25 November 30, 2016

what's his butt

When you can't remember or dont know his name.

What's his butt, the guy who owns that badass truck. I don't his name but you known who im talking about.

by luvzcoffeeee November 11, 2015

what the frickle frack

an expression used instead of ‘what the fuck’. only children of jesus use this.

“What the frickle frack?!” said Carol, a child of jesus.

by navinci supremacist July 27, 2018

What a fucking ranga

Describes the dumb cunts or sick cunts with ranga hair The saying what a fucking ranga will insult any ranga you walk past.

“What a fucking rangaaa”
“Saw a ranga with a mullet yesterday, what a fucking ranga”

by 1961987 May 30, 2019

what the very fuck

A variant of "What the actual fuck".

What the very fuck are 'ya doing?

by DoDotti October 28, 2017