dojo brain

CTE brought on from hundreds of Tae Kwan Do kicks to the head.

Bob should have never taken up martial arts. He's angry about everything now that he's grown old, a clear symptom of dojo brain.

by February 09, 2023

Brain Pills

Doesn't make you smarter. You're still a nimrod its just that you think stupid faster

Me: Hey dude I just took some Brain Pills.

Bob: Wow you're stupid faster

by lucasjsl January 25, 2020

Brain Suckers

Brain suckers is another name for headphones that weird / phychotic teachers use

*listening to music*
Teacher; 'THOSE ARE BRAIN SUCKERS GET THEM OUT OF YOUR EARS"

by Root Seal, Root Root August 08, 2018

Brain Scope 1

The illusion you are living a normal lidlfe until you wake up in a hospital realising you failed suicide 4 months ago and you survived.

This patient experienced Brain Scope 1

by Vortex Define August 13, 2019

brain puke

Poorly articulated ideas puked onto a notepad in bad handwriting containing potential for future academic research studies, saved for later.

Here's some brain puke for a comparative study of criminality and sociality in the context of community.

by DorkWithADHD June 12, 2024

jane brain

Getting your jane brain on is a euphamism for getting high, most often by using marijuana.

This week’s been so stressful, I gotta get my jane brain on this weekend.

by SpellingChamp01 April 11, 2023

brain shock

that feeling that you get when water goes up your nose. the equivalent of brain freeze when you eat something cold

I got brain shock when I tried to do a frontflip underwater

by monkeyknuckles94 January 04, 2010