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Muffin Stop

From the Latin "Stoppus Mufforum" meaning "Stop of Muffins"

A mythical location rumoured to be situated at the top of Black Park. It is only accessible when in possession of a muffin (preferably bought at the corner shop.)

It is thought the name originated around 100 B.C when Roman soldiers used to take captured women there for a touch of "forced muff-diving," however since rape has become a more serious crime, nowadays it tends only to be frequented by youths looking for the ideal place to munch down a good ol' muffin.
Dude, I don't think I'm ready for Muffin Stop..
No one's ever really ready for Muffin Stop
(Paranoid Park)
by MuffinMuncher June 23, 2009
mugGet the Muffin Stopmug.

blunt muffin

When you blow weed smoke up a lady's vag.
I totally gave Tara a blunt muffin last night.
by latkaz November 10, 2014
mugGet the blunt muffinmug.

muffin

A hockey term. pretty much means that you suck. Can be used on anyone at anytime.
"You're suck a fuckn muffin Craig!"
by chronodos May 31, 2016
mugGet the muffinmug.

English Muffin

A man with a hat and beard who inappropriately friendly with dogs that he meets in parks.

There is no requirement that they be English. Person or dog.
You see that English Muffin over there befriending our dog?
by ManWithHatAndBeard December 27, 2023
mugGet the English Muffinmug.

Apple muffin

An acceptable way to describe a beautiful vagina on a female as she walks away with her backside pointed in your direction
Damn, check out the apple muffin on that honey, so tasty!
by kiddfictious June 10, 2018
mugGet the Apple muffinmug.

Blueberry muffin

Blueberry muffin is a term used that you cut urself so badly u cut ur vein
'____ was in the hospital bc they cut their blueberry muffin if ykwim'
by Lotusss October 31, 2023
mugGet the Blueberry muffinmug.

muffin loaf

When a vagina has lips that are large enough to stick together creating a singular shape that resembles a loaf of bread that must be sliced before being eaten.
"Damn, she has a nice lil muffin loaf on her and I'm about to get me a slice!"
"Some people like an innie and some people like an outie, I personally prefer a nice muffin loaf."
"This bathing suit is so small, I feel like my muffin loaf is showing."
by anonymous May 1, 2023
mugGet the muffin loafmug.

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