edge muffin

a pet name given by an alpha for your silly little friends who are constantly edging.
My little edge muffin I can't belive you lost your edging streak, your so silly.
by March 15, 2024
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muffin money

Any amount of money that does not exceed $10.
hey man, spot me some muffin money
by wizardR March 28, 2019
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coochie muffin

a coochie muffin is muffin that comes out of the cooch
yo can i get that coochie muffin or sum girl
by laurynlolol September 12, 2019
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Hammer Muffin

The act of shoving your dick deep in a girls throat with a muffin strapped to it.
Stacy left me after I asked her if I could give her a hammer muffin.
by JadeMemory October 04, 2015
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hammer muffin

when you strap a muffin to your dick and have your girl eat it.
Stacy left shortly after presenting the idea of hammer muffin. It was chocolate too.
by JadeMemory October 04, 2015
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funky bum muffin

Pertaining to an extraordinarily foul smelling bowel movement.
"Jesus, that cat just laid a funky bum muffin"
by Wyatt/Black December 01, 2008
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Tough Muffins

Another way to say “sucks for you.”

Coined by the Z dawg
Person 1: I am stressed...
Z Dawg: Tough muffins
by ZzzzzzDawgieeee December 06, 2019
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