An insult used for people who are specifically lanky. In some cultures people named Michael are ridiculed and eaten.
Good person: Look over there, that’s a Michael
Child: oh no what should we do
Good person: Watch and learn
Michael: Is assaulted
Child: oh no what should we do
Good person: Watch and learn
Michael: Is assaulted
by Deepwokenassaulter February 3, 2024
Get the Michaelmug. The absolute god of everyone else, he will destroy and crush anyone who crosses his path. Last time someone crossed him, he folded them real hard people thought that guy was a laptop.
Oh look, it's Michael. Shiver me timbers!
by 423042 October 7, 2021
Get the Michaelmug. by Beardless James December 26, 2020
Get the Michaelmug. Man 1: Oi mate skull that beer right now
Man 2: I'm not going to do that!
Man 1: Alright, but Michael Wood
Man 2: Oh no now I have to do it
Man 2: I'm not going to do that!
Man 1: Alright, but Michael Wood
Man 2: Oh no now I have to do it
by Funnel-King May 11, 2018
Get the Michael Woodmug. Mike the perfect MAN CONFIDENT, HAPPY , WISE , DOWN TO EARTH. HONDA ENTHUSIAST! & NICE LOOKING PUERTO RICAN WITH SUAVE CURLS.
by Zaddy Ramos May 9, 2024
Get the Michael Ramosmug. The proper term to use when you know you will be late to a social gathering or event, usually dictates that the person will be around 1-3 hours late past the selected time.
Person 1: Hey, I'll be there at 5 pm Michael Standard Time (MST).
Person 2: Sweet, I'll start preparing around 7.
Person 1: dude WTF, you said you would be here at 9?
Person 2: Sorry, I was held up by traffic, I should have said 9 AM MST.
Person 1: Oh, ok that's cool.
Person 2: Sweet, I'll start preparing around 7.
Person 1: dude WTF, you said you would be here at 9?
Person 2: Sorry, I was held up by traffic, I should have said 9 AM MST.
Person 1: Oh, ok that's cool.
by FullNation January 27, 2019
Get the Michael Standard Timemug.