mad hermit

Unprotected anal sex with a unwashed dirty penis, possibly having an STD.

"Shawn totally gave that guy his mad hermit"

by Molochph October 10, 2016

Soft mad

When you’re angry at someone because they’re right and/or slightly endeared by their statement.

A reaction to a backhanded compliment

He says you’re his most dramatic friend. Is that offensive or are you just soft mad?

by Dazed_succubus September 30, 2019

Beard Madness

A short-lived surge of itch, prickling, and irritability that hits about 24–48 hours after a close shave, as stiff regrowing stubble and freshly sensitized skin team up to drive you into a slight frenzy. Typically lasts 1–4 days.

“Day-two Beard Madness has me wanting to claw my face off.”

by TwistedBobbay August 29, 2025

Mad

a fucker, will say ur mums all the time, an incest guy, has muscle fetish and extremely depression. Always go to toilet to masturbate while thinking about his life choices, sad boi

A: You're dating Mad ? Hell nah, he's a mess
B: Noted.

by unrivaled procrastination October 11, 2022

mc mad

when someone is in the mc donalds drive through and they get so mad that they punch the ordering screen

person driving: what happened to the ordering screen
worker: oh that someone got mc mad and punched it

by idk kyle January 30, 2022

Hoes mad

Myst frosty has big hoes mad

Frosty hoes mad

by Poop boi September 17, 2019

Mad cow disease

When a girl lies about her ex/one night stand to her friends to try and embarrass him when her claims are usually 100% bullshit

Girl: you know dat Tyreese?
Friend: the one you hooked up with?
Girl: he got himself a babydick

Tyreese's friend: I hear you got you a babydick
Tyreese: hell no she got that mad cow disease fo sho

by Wengerbender May 1, 2014