I'm just joshin dawg hurry up

When someone is just kidding and they want you to arrive quickly.

Make like lightning McQueen. Kody, I'm just joshin dawg hurry up

by KewlBeanZgurl68 May 11, 2022

Shh I'm Trying To Sleep

The act of trying to sleep when you are malcolomed

Shh I'm trying to sleep

by Shh Im Trying To Sleep June 11, 2018

"I'm Joking" Paradox

When a person talks about a topic a little to much but denies liking the thing they are talking about, thus creating a paradox as it is unknown whether they actually mean what they say.

"Jake talks about liking that one girl a little too much but says he doesn't like her. I think its an "I'm Joking" Paradox"
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by Scoria May 26, 2023

I'm calling the police

Saying this in the hood is a reliable way to get yourself killed.

Gangsta: yo tryna cop this fat sack?
Snitch: I'm calling the police!
Gangsta: scuse me mothafucka?
Snitch: yeah you hea-
*Gunshots*

by СукаБлять December 9, 2023

i'm at a pool

i love you, let's get married

person 1: yesterday he said 'i'm at a pool'
person 2: thats wild bro, congrats!!

by rickkkk astleyyyy October 30, 2020

I'm going to fail this test

A phrase often said by annoying high school girls right before taking a test that they know they most certainly will not fail.

Girl 1: "I'm going to fail this test"
Everyone else: "You literally studied more than this entire class combined, STFU-"

by Geckoli December 8, 2023

Oh no I'm scared

Feeling like a funny but unsuspected think is about to happen

Someone: 'grabs a knife'

Other: "oh no I'm scared"

Other: 'dies'

by Dr i check for pussy disorders August 20, 2018