by ExeeloguiexE April 16, 2025
Get the Hahaha, I Will Text Her And Say Baby I Am Haunted I, Hahahamug. What a mushy-hearted dude beamingly tells his co-worker when asked how he manages to perform uninterrupted labor when a cute blinky-eyed chick is also on da work-crew, rather than stopping to give her intervals of closed-eyed palms-on-cheeks or cooing ear-on-heart cuddlez every five minutes.
Hot hunk #1: How'd ya mange to unload all of those hay-bales and put them in da loft when yer wavy-haired horse-girl chum was doing her own chores in da barn??
Hot hunk #2: Oh, it wasn't easy at first, but after about da tenth round of tender finger-interlacings and toes-flexing soles-on-chest cradling, she said I could rub her feet afterwards, so dat wonderful incentive was enough to keep me happy till da job was done.
Hot hunk #2: Oh, it wasn't easy at first, but after about da tenth round of tender finger-interlacings and toes-flexing soles-on-chest cradling, she said I could rub her feet afterwards, so dat wonderful incentive was enough to keep me happy till da job was done.
by QuacksO August 6, 2025
Get the She said I could rub her feet afterwardsmug. 
Ah, yes. Her. That word always reminds you of that person you love, right? Hahaha… Well; if you’re any type of gender. We don’t judge here, as I know.
It’s almost everywhere! Right? On your mind, romantic books, I can’t even remember where it ISN’T there.
Well, as mostly, it’s described as a pronoun for a non-men person.
It’s almost everywhere! Right? On your mind, romantic books, I can’t even remember where it ISN’T there.
Well, as mostly, it’s described as a pronoun for a non-men person.
-Hey, Name are you thinking about her again?
-Her? No way! I wouldn’t think about her this time.
-Oh, c’mon. You tell me that all the time.
-That was only one time!!
-*Looking at him seriously*
-…Maybe not.
-Her? No way! I wouldn’t think about her this time.
-Oh, c’mon. You tell me that all the time.
-That was only one time!!
-*Looking at him seriously*
-…Maybe not.
by Steph_hi September 16, 2021
Get the Hermug. A sexual act where a man with excessively girthy fingers gives a woman digital sexual gratification, whilst smothered in Lion excrement, usually from Bristol Zoo.
Take her up the tip: “Our Shaun took I up the tip last night. I can’t walk straight, and will smell like Lion poo for a week!”
by OurJ May 23, 2025
Get the Take her up the tipmug. by Jurgei June 5, 2023
Get the Tell her to go brush her teethmug. To be thinking your doing something right, only to find out you have been doing it wrong all that time. Coined by Kornbread "The Snack" Jeté in RuPaul's Drag Race Season 16.
Kornbread: Daya Bettica thats not your name?
Kornbread in confessionals: Her name not daya bettica?
Producer: It's Daya Betty, Daya Betty.
Kornbread in confessionals: Her name not daya bettica?
Producer: It's Daya Betty, Daya Betty.
by Chilli Tortellini April 10, 2024
Get the Her Name Not Daya Bettica?mug.