A Dirty Ethan is when you get so horny from playing basketball that you feel the need to shove your tiny dick into the air hole of the ball and blow a load into it while yelling "I LOVE YOU AND MISS YOU KOBE BRYANT!!!"
by McFlop774 April 04, 2024
Ethan is a person who would do anything to beat someone in chess. He is crazy for books and loves reading them. He loves chocolate and wants to focus. He is kind, funny, smart, unique and doesn't care what anyone thinks about him.
Boy 1 "Wow I think that's an Ethan"
Boy 2 "How do you know"
Boy 1 "Because he has crazy hair and is carrying a bunch of books"
Boy 2 "Oh that makes sense let's go say hi"
Boy 1 "Wow I think that's an Ethan"
Boy 2 "How do you know"
Boy 1 "Because he has crazy hair and is carrying a bunch of books"
Boy 2 "Oh that makes sense let's go say hi"
by #name crazy January 23, 2021
Ethanal Fire, an Ethan Muziki catch-phrase derived colloquially from the term "Eternal Fire". It refers to timeless music or music with a high shelf-life. Music that keeps on giving hence the fire that keeps on burning.
"Experience the Ethanal Fire!"
by Fandom Ke February 12, 2022
Pronounced (that•kool- ass DUde) He’s probably the best person in the world. If you know him, you should probably keep him by your side and give him a dollar or something .
by Truthfulduude69 November 23, 2021
someone who gets no bitches because they don't not talk to women at all- this may be due to them not caring about their appearance at all, or simply their negative eq and inability to make conversation.
they also probably don't touch grass, and when you bring it up they give a shitty excuse that they play a sport that's not really a sport (such as sailing)
they also probably don't touch grass, and when you bring it up they give a shitty excuse that they play a sport that's not really a sport (such as sailing)
by ahri_fangirl May 29, 2022
If you are here, you might know someone called Ethan or you just here. However, for those who know someone called Ethan, then I want you to know that he is very nice and kind. If you need any help, he will cheer you up and life would be better with him.
I know this might sound very cliché, but Ethan has made my life better. I was pretty lonely before that but he has given me happiness and made life more lively. Thanks for reading this and you are welcome for all the cringe I gave you.
I know this might sound very cliché, but Ethan has made my life better. I was pretty lonely before that but he has given me happiness and made life more lively. Thanks for reading this and you are welcome for all the cringe I gave you.
by Keyranaway April 18, 2022
If you are here, you might know someone called Ethan or you just here. However, for those who know someone called Ethan, then I want you to know that he is very nice and kind. If you need any help, he will cheer you up and life would be better with him.
I know this might sound very cliché, but Ethan has made my life better. I was pretty lonely before that but he has given me happiness and made life more lively. Thanks for reading this and you are welcome for all the cringe I gave you.
I know this might sound very cliché, but Ethan has made my life better. I was pretty lonely before that but he has given me happiness and made life more lively. Thanks for reading this and you are welcome for all the cringe I gave you.
by Keyranaway April 18, 2022