Egg

A white or brown round cone-shaped object that can either hatch into a baby animal, such as a duck, bird or chicken, or become food when humans try to eat them.

An egg has fallen off the shelf on to the floor and splatted all over the kitchen.

by PilotOfTheSea September 28, 2023

Chen egg fong

A person who is very poor and eats instant noodles everyday

Why are you eating instant noodles again, that's very Chen egg fong!

by Egg person November 21, 2021

Boiled Ostrich Eggs

A slang term a gay man uses for another man's booty

Attractive guy: Hey, did you see that Instagram model's booty?
Gay guy: yeah, but that's so plastic so that's not to my taste. I prefer your Boiled Ostrich Eggs over that any day now.
Attractive guy: Ayo, you sus!

by 42matter November 26, 2021

Splitting an Egg

When you’re so obsessed about splitting costs equally that you would even insist on getting half of an egg.

Person 1: You owe me 20p from that coffee the other day
Person 2: Mate. You’re splitting an egg right now.

by EggSplitter2007 November 27, 2021

Egg

A white person who acts Asian. White on the outside, yellow on the inside.

Eric is really good at math and a bad driver, he must be an egg.

by Roseman223 November 28, 2021

Fruity egg

This is a term where you like two guys. The girls will use this when they don’t want to admit they like two guys in front of other guys so guys don’t think ur w player. This word is used for being a hoe on the low.

Friend 1: Hey so you know about how I have a fruity egg problem I talked to one egg yesterday without the other knowing
Friend 2: Ohhhhh way to be a fruity egg

by anonymous November 29, 2021

Indiana Jones style eggs

The achievable perfection of temperature with cooked eggs. It refers to that sweet spot when cooking fried eggs, right after the egg yolks become runny, but not solid either. A Golden gem of nectar only to be handled by those of the utmost respect for the meal. You gotta have the spirit of Indiana himself when coming correct to the kitchen! The perfect Golden nugget of goodness awaits those successful enough in attempting to make your eggs Indian Jones style.

How do you want your eggs sir? Indiana Jones style eggs betch!

by Indiana himself December 2, 2020