Dick Bully

A person who is mean to a dick.

She was giving me oral, I jokingly said another girls name, and well, she turned into a dick bully and pratically bit it off.

by Rocky and Bullwinkle November 23, 2007

Twizzler Dick

Post sex urination that comes out in multiple directions only to find all angles twisting together in a twizzler licorice type format and forming one solid stream toward the end of the pee

I had some TWIZZLER DICK when i woke up this morning.

by thefallingdream January 18, 2010

Dick Shield

When a person's stomach sticks out so far that it prevents the person from getting a squirrel tap.

Frank is so fat, his dick shield blocked my squirrel tap.

by Lord Christopher November 29, 2007

dick whisker

A pesky hair growing on the shaft of the penis; or a particularly annoying person (usually male).

Ouch, something is pulling on one of my dick whiskers; or
I can't stand hanging around with Ken because he is such a dick whisker.

by Max December 30, 2004

Megazord Dick

A Megazord Dick is the most mighty dick in the world people with a Megazord Dick usually explode vaginas upon entry

Scout boy: dude did u see that girls pussy explode?
Danoo: I told you guys he has a megazord dick!

by Danoooo218 March 3, 2008

Dick Sweater

To cover ones penis and balls with a tube sock or gym sock.

Man, all i'm going to wear is a dick sweater tonight, like the Red Hot Chili Peppers did.

by JackGeorge June 1, 2009

Dick gun

Is a gun that shots your bitchs vigina

Stop shutting me with your dick gun

by thecanadianninja November 17, 2017