David

Your korean looking friend who completely defies any asian stereotype

"I love David, but he sucks at math and videogames"

by Ricardo Reis June 3, 2018

David’s sister

A phrase to describe a very attractive woman.

Tyler. Ansley is so hot.

Man you could say she’s David’s sister.

by The Original LFA June 6, 2018

David

That one fuck boy that knows he’s better than every one. He acts nice and acts like he cares about you but he doesn’t. He does this to get what he wants and most likely you couldn’t handle him in the sheets. He could honestly care less about your feelings and is hella unloyal. But he’s a hella good friend tho:)

Daummmm you see that fine azz boy. His name is David.

by Dat boy clean wit it October 19, 2019

David

This is subjective, but David is a short dude who likes to poke his head out of bookshelves. He is annoying and most definitely not flirty and attractive (yes I am attacking the other definitions). He is an uwu boy who does the finger thing all day long. As I said, this is subjective. Sorry to offend any Davids, only some are like this. By the way he is sussy.

David is an idiot.

by blahblahblacksheepn November 16, 2021

David/Ethan

A man who can be assumed to have a big dick, may be known as Pen-10, likely to have lots of friends. David is the kind of person that you meet and see him breathing air. Ethan would be, in this case, the legal name, with David being the name he goes by around people of the same age. David breathes air better than you, waits faster than you, builds muscle better than you, and is all around superior. If you see a wild David/Ethan, please say hello and begin following his every order for your own safety.

Person 1: "Did you see David over there?"
Person 2: "I did. What about him?"
Person 1: "I hear he has a big dick."
Person 3: "He is a rare breed. For our own safety, let us go worship him."

-Person 1, Person 2, Person 3, all leave to go worship David/Ethan-

by david is me February 24, 2022

David

You can tell someone is a David because they have a HUGE DICK (20 inches long)

David is so hot, he probably gets all the guys at school

by Hottie_man November 18, 2022

David

1. A man who looks like a turtle and acts like a dumbass.
2. Big asf but acts like a pussy and will snitch on people especially if their name is Damion.
3. Claims to talk to hella bitches.

1. Did u see that turtle,he’s such a David.
2. David took my bitches. 😔😔

by smoking the uncle mark pack 🚬🚬 May 7, 2022