David

A retard that does numb shit and gets angered quick and is into child porn but is also chill at some time when not throwing a hissy fit
David:Gift me the fucking renegade emote now bitch

Anyone else: shut ur dumbass up David
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I fat fucking prick that eats nothing but dick
U suck a lot of dick David
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jocelyn....like literally nigga im not joking you bitch ass nigga, its jocelyn,
yo did you see david “
jocelyn

oh okay
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David is very kind, has a good personality and very smart. David is also very charming and cute, you will be lucky to have someone named david. David is someone who will never let you down. They empower others by simply being themselves. David is wise and kind and gives all that he can to what he believes in most. With one look, he knows what's on your heart and how to give you what you need to feel supported and loved as you process what you're feeling.
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David is a typical name for gingers. he is the height of a midget, violent, loves football (even though he is shit at it) and has shit grades. dont be like david.
Person 1: Look at that gingermidget.
person 2: he looks like a david.
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David is smart
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David’s are the weird ass friends. Always saying some out of pocket shit and loves gay jokes. They watch a plentiful of loli porn and make a bit too much children jokes yet still say they aren’t a pedophile. They have a nice body but the face of a wonderful stallion. However they are a good friend and usually the best to hangover with. They never have good relations with people named “Josh”
Person 1: Yo David is for real a pedophile

Person 2: On god
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