@davidsshithouse on twitter is what everyone in the world wants to be. David Breuer can turn lesbian people straight by just existing in a 1 mile radius. David is the best goalkeeper in the world
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Some arguibly funny ex viner who's got lucky enough to get famous same as Logan Paul but with less savagery currently sucking dick of every celebrity new celebrity so they can appear in his vlogs which content are not any different from your standard L.A. vlogger basically just another rich savage wannabe with hot girls in the thumbnail, you got me...al the package
Person 1: I'm sure that guy is gay how could he have rejected Madison Bear
Person 2: Hi's not gay he is David Dobrik
Person 2: Hi's not gay he is David Dobrik
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Get the David mug.David is the type of person to make you smile when you're sad. He picks you up and many others just with hid personality. He is a gentleman and a goof ball. He has a level head and is incredibly smart. He's a gamer like no other, able to show you many ropes. He's someone you can count on. A bestfriend, someone so perfect to fall in love with. He is the cutest guy you will meet, inside and out. I love you David. Not just in a friend way-
Man. I fucking love David.
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Get the David mug.David is taller than any mortal within a 20 mile radius at any given moment. He is also thick as all hell and he can make the females squirt up to two feet. Unfortunately he is a major simp and will always choose to simp over being with the boys.
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