Chris

The feeling of coming home after a long, exhausting day knowing you’re going to be wrapped in warmth and swept away from reality stuffed inside the 5’0 body of a cute and chaotic person

Person 1: Hey dude did you see Chris today? They looked so hot

Me: Yeah I see them almost everyday, fuck off, I will fight you for them :)

by Ev11 February 1, 2023

Chris Angeled

Making a man levitate by forcefully sucking his penis so hard.

I Chris angeled John

by The Anonymous Keylo February 10, 2023

Chris M

Someone who smells great, wears a big cock everyday and loves to smoke that herb

Damn Chris M, not only are you big wooded. You be making that pot smell bless

by MacDaddy2023 October 9, 2023

chris

dont trust anyone named chris because if chris crossed applesauce what do you think he'll do to you

chris is so useless because the only thing he does is cross applesauce
i dont even wanna go near him

shiver me timbers
my timbers have been shivered

by sauntervaguelydownwards_please October 18, 2023

Chris

A stupid idiotic moron who acts like he is cool. Chris Also ha a Micro penis.

Person 1: hello hows it going have you seen Chris?
Person 2: Chris? oh you mean that idiotic moron.

by Sivert10 October 20, 2023

Chris

Probably a short mexican boy who wears flannels and has earrings, thinks he’s cool but is like every other Chris. He’s so hard to hate and even though he can annoy the shit out of you, you love him.

Chris is awesome

by Persephone lemonblue October 23, 2023

Chris brown

A very sexy handsome man who makes good music

Dude look it’s Chris brown

by Heyyyyygcfukhf October 27, 2023