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ditch banana 

A saying used commonly in the 1970's, origin of the term "pulling out". The term was coined by Benjamin Franklin.
Jack: I heard you smashed Katy last week, how was that bro?

Rob: It was aight but she made me ditch banana.
ditch banana by The ditched banana January 31, 2017

Spanish Banana 

The kinkiest shit you will ever be able to do with your girlfriend. This may include intense amounts of BDSM and extremely odd fetishes
Friend: dude what did you do with your girlfriend last night?

Me: I have her the Spanish Banana
Friend: that must've hurt

Me: it did... alot...
Spanish Banana by Kim Jong Senpai February 13, 2017

yummy banana 

When a girl is anally fucking a guy with a strap-on and secretly puts roofie suppositories when he isn't paying attention. When he is unconscious, she takes a knife and slits his penis from balls to head, splits the two halves open like a boat, fills it up with ice cream and whipped cream and starts sucking him off while sitting on his face.
Jessica: he cheated on you, you should totally give him a yummy banana

Eliza: fuck yeah the bitch
yummy banana by furry_ballsacks March 6, 2017

Grass Banana 

Grass banana means corn, its long and yellow like a banana, but it's a grass!
Mom:"Did you pick up the corn for dinner?"
Son: "What the fuck is corn?"

Mom:"The yellow things hat have a green husk on them!"
Son:"Ohhhh, you mean Grass Banana!"
Grass Banana by Fata$$ August 28, 2017

Floor banana 

A phrase for a man who is completely and utterly wasted, to the point where one is constantly falling on the floor due to the lack of coordination.
Esha: I went home with this crazy floor banana the other day and he rocked my world.

Emma: This floor banana said I was slim thick with a cute ass and then fell flat on his face.
Floor banana by The worst person August 30, 2017

squash banana 

THE RANDOM LYRIC FROM LION KING!
Crazy Monkey: Asante Sana, SQUASH BANANA
squash banana by Kookie Katie April 19, 2018