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Jack-asshole

Noun. One who is simultaneously so idiotic and such a jerk that s/he goes beyond just "jack ass" or "asshole" to a combination of the two.

Also related: jack-assholery.
Did you see that truck taking up four parking spaces in the lot? That guy's a real jack-asshole.
by holacrr July 18, 2013
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Asshole

A type of person who is often a dick to everyone around them.
Dude, stop being an asshole.
by Star Wars geek66 May 5, 2018
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Asshole bomb

When you produce large amounts of horse shit in your body and you can’t make it to the bathroom so your asshole explodes and shit goes on the wall
Wow katie had an asshole bomb the other day
by PBI69420 February 26, 2021
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Asshole Crusader

n1. people who seek assholes, and to dominate them

n2. someone you dislike, mildly or strongly
That guy right there is a complete asshole crusader, I mildly dislike him.

They call me the asshole crusader, there isn't no asshole in this room that hasn't been conquered by me.
by Aasta Paintmaasta December 28, 2023
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Asshole

something like: „Hey! U r my asshole, piece of shit man!
by stillbr0keplss0mec0ke October 13, 2021
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asshole

arvin and mitchell are both the definition of an asshole.
by anonymous May 16, 2022
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Asshole it forward

Someone takes something from you, you take something from someone else, and you reap it when the next guy you fucked over when he gets over when he returns the favor, since kindness is considered too easy by some.
Life is full of options, sometimes the asshole it forward option is the best option.
by Solid Mantis February 1, 2020
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