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Asshole bomb

When you produce large amounts of horse shit in your body and you can’t make it to the bathroom so your asshole explodes and shit goes on the wall
Wow katie had an asshole bomb the other day
by PBI69420 February 26, 2021
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Asshole

something like: „Hey! U r my asshole, piece of shit man!
by stillbr0keplss0mec0ke October 13, 2021
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Asshole Crusader

n1. people who seek assholes, and to dominate them

n2. someone you dislike, mildly or strongly
That guy right there is a complete asshole crusader, I mildly dislike him.

They call me the asshole crusader, there isn't no asshole in this room that hasn't been conquered by me.
by Aasta Paintmaasta December 28, 2023
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asshole

arvin and mitchell are both the definition of an asshole.
by anonymous May 16, 2022
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One Beer Asshole

Fuck! He's been here 10 minutes and already Jason's tried to hit on my girlfriend, punch me in the mouth, and screw my dog in the bathroom. What a one beer asshole!
by fred ledge September 11, 2011
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The asshole game

A social dynamic based on reciprocity where one party breaks social protocols of politeness via passive-aggressive or intentionally hurtful statements. The addressed party, in lou of taking offense, reciprocates with similarly impolite statements resulting in a back and forth banter of sarcasm, judgemental statements, and generally asshole-ish comments about the other person
Judy: My kid was getting into the chocolate right in front of you. Maybe if you were more responsible some woman would actually have children with you.
Tom: (internal-Oh! We're playing the asshole game. OK.) Maybe if you could keep your legs closed you would have a manageable number of kids.
Judy: maybe if you weren't a slut-shaming misogynist you then people wouldn't have to be embarrassed of expressing their sexuality
by christopher88241 June 15, 2017
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Asshole

Person 1 Shut the fuck up you fucking idiot

Person 2 You're an asshole
by Boogereater69 November 27, 2020
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