“Hey bro wanna go out tonight?”
“Ya I’m down just gotta make sure I don’t pull a Jake Adams since my wife’s family is in town”
“You”ll be fine bro just pull a Parker Jurg and blame it on the cold”
“Ya I’m down just gotta make sure I don’t pull a Jake Adams since my wife’s family is in town”
“You”ll be fine bro just pull a Parker Jurg and blame it on the cold”
by SkibidiToilet39 November 25, 2023

Adam is a one of a kind. Always something to say and has strong opinions on most subjects. Don’t get into an argument with him as you’ll either get Passive aggressive behaviour as a response or the silent treatment. He is a silent assassin but does know when he should speak up.
Adam is a great guy overall… one true loyal friend, until you cross him and he becomes evil.
Adam is a great guy overall… one true loyal friend, until you cross him and he becomes evil.
by Jenten February 17, 2024

by TheTrollMastersAtMoore February 22, 2017

He will touch you and grab your big pair of buns, but fuck you with his 12cm dick. A warning to all who mess with Adam: he will rape your uncles and grandpas and send the video to your 7-year-old sister or kid.
by Gucci Prison Pocket May 2, 2024

Slang based on a Basketball American named "Adam".
It describes a person that is effective in running, stealing and shooting.
It describes a person that is effective in running, stealing and shooting.
by DontKillTurtles May 21, 2024

This creature is...A useless piece of crap that will kill you with annoyance this creature kills humans in a way never seen before
by PewdipieFan483548263 February 7, 2019

Adam is the sexiest mf out there He has a HUGGGEEGEEGGE Dick,He’s sweet,He’s funny, he’s an amazing person,He’s tall,And He has THE BEST hair,
Everyone deserves an Adam.
Everyone deserves an Adam.
by Boreddddafff November 27, 2021
