Adam

gayest man alive

P1: Yo, is that Adam?

P2: Yeah, i heard he was gay

Adam: BRO ALL I DID WAS MOVE

by lilaeee December 08, 2023

Adam

Adam is a slang word for bouncy castle his ego was too big so he was jumped on to let the ego out adam is a person who thinks he would break anyones face in a fight when the only broken face he knows about was his own

"Adam was talking about you behind your back".
What he can still talk after he got jumped on?

by Sexyscooter June 26, 2020

Adam

An Adam is the person who generally has the smallest penis in a friendship group. Normally found licking windows and has a huge dose of autism

Adam stop licking that window

by Adam Griffin March 14, 2022

Adam

A conquererwannabeaboo

PERSON 1: Oh there’s Adam, he thinks he can conquer the world.

PERSON 2: No he’s just a conquererwannabeaboo

by LittleMissLadida August 29, 2018

Adam

Adam is an outsider, a know-it-all, and single

That guy said D.A.R.E failed misrably. What an Adam!

by Upbeatsans April 16, 2019

Adam

Adam reminds me of a move star. He looks amazing no matter what. Ppl love talking to him because he's cool. He has a great need for sugar and activity. He loves watching the boob tube, pee and pooping but nothing grose. If you get a chance with Adam your his lucky star. He will love you forever, respect you as a woman and do anything for you, if he wants to take the chance with you. He protects and cares is kind and very intellegent and has a can do attitude. Don't underestimate Adam, he will show you up. He is a certain way but won't admit he has an explanation for everything including you. He plays his cards close even tho he doesn't play cards.

Adam doesn't like apples

Girl. Where did Adam go
Boy. Why do you want to know

by RockMyThang! July 30, 2023

Adam

He is my crush for these reasons that define ADAM: so cute but ugly he stares into outer space at times AS IF (not true) his brother died because of him and he just replayed it in his head. he breaks rules but builds new ones. he is the most hard-working couch potato ive ever seen. he loves football. chokes his friends playfully but then laughs at his stupidness. black hair suits him with the glasses. has no problem being hit on the head purposly by girls like me and loves talking. almost got a behaviour form for stupid behaviour at class, farted 2 times (once purposy once not) in a SCIENCE EXAM. we pass eachother notes. so what else? hes the bestestestest/annoyingestestest person

Me: Hey Adam what was that for???
Adam: my bad my bad
Me: (bonk him on the head) stop that bro!
Adam: hehe (acts like hes dying) aaaah u killed meee
Me: great

by genius3762 May 12, 2025