Walking the slippery slug

The act of the man having to get up and go find a cum rag when nobody thought to get one ahead of time. Named as such because there is usually a slug trail from the bed to where the guy finds the necessary absorbent item. Often a t-shirt or towel is the first thing they find.

Ginger forgot to get a cum rag, so Chad had to resort to walking the slippery slug to the hamper to grab a shirt.

by Missouri Weirdo October 18, 2025

walking cruise ship

A really fat person who needs assistant to walk or do anything.

My friends grandma is a walking cruise ship

by A crappy Alienware PC July 17, 2024

Walking the toddler

Phrase; meaning: When there is a slightly significant age gap between two (over the age of 18) consenting adults, one may say they are not "robbing the cradle", but "walking the toddler".

Origin; 2020 Minnesota, Anna, Aislinn,& D

"Wow ,Susan (39) has a new bf, Tim(23), she's walking the toddler!!"

by Shawtys a 10 October 2, 2020

Walk The Eons

Canadian Neek

Your so walk the eons talking about politics

by Ectisce May 16, 2025

Walk Back

When your dog hates going for walks you carry him/ her to the end of the block and then walk back ( or scamper back) home. Applicable for other pets or small people.

Honey I'll be back really soon just taking Felix ( our dog) for a walk back.

by Tommy Mommy April 18, 2018

I walk backwards so it’s always a party

White trash unemployed mullet fashionista that’s all party no work

I don’t need a future no job so I walk backwards so it’s always a party

by Bdog559 January 31, 2020

walking anus

your anus burns so bad, it feels like it wants to sprout legs and walk away.

after eating that chili you'll get a walking anus.

by MangleBaDangle March 30, 2015