Schools of War

A best selling book series about schools going to war and it almost destroys earth

Schools of War is like my dick, short and simple

by Xx_ChrisPrattFanGirl_xX October 13, 2019

World War 3

World War 3 is the longest-lasting world war in history which started in 1973 and has not ended yet, although it is predicted it will end by 2026 . It was started in September 22, 1973 when the British Empire blockaded the English Channel to test a kettle. In response to this, Sealandic troops launched a hydrogen bomb in Manchester. Turkey, being part of NATO, then joined Britain by doing absolutely nothing. Same with the other NATO members. Then in 1990 Sealand made a defence pact with Antarctica and spent 1 decade once again doing nothing. Then a third pact came in and shrinked the armies of both. This new pact was armed by Sudan, South Africa, Cuba, Japan, Indonesia, and Brazil. Then that pact split into two smaller pacts, which kept on splitting. There are now 16 tiny pacts in the war and they are all shrinking. Once World War 3 ends, all pacts and countries will have become so small that they have gone bankrupt.

World War 3 will never end.

by WeirdMapper August 6, 2019

Sybil War

What Basil Fawlty fights each and every day.

Most battles aren't the least bit humorous, but the Sybil War is an exception.

by QuacksO September 5, 2019

war runner

A person who can run fast in any condition like hot, desert, cold, snow, wet, dry, or the woods or grassland

Dude how do you run in this harsh condition?

I’m a war runner

by Soviet Ronaldo December 14, 2017

Granny War

When people feud like old ladies over something that doesn't need to be argued over.

Tom: hey Billy what is making our moms so mad over baseball and dinosaurs to where they are arguing so childishly?

Billy: They're in a Granny War right now Tom. Give it time and their childishness will (hopefully) pass.

by GoochiBangzz December 2, 2018

corporate war

The Great Corporate War has raged since thee conception of fiat. Organizations, governments, associations, companies and corporations all came up out of the woodwork to battle it out in this realm of stocks, bonds, and mutual funds. Cartels, mafias, and every kind of gang live to make money. Banks live to launder it. We live to spend it and put it in the right hands. The cycle of drugs, murder, skulduggery, and straight fuckery go deep, and continue without cease. Cash is king, and gold is queen. The king can be stretched, but the queen is sacred, feel me. If you have a job you're in the game. Nobody's innocent. Every conflict has been funded and back by government and corporate dollars. And that's the beauty of it. The Corporate War has no end in sight, because fiat is a promise and promises are older than money... It's good vs evil, out here in the streets. It's Corporate War, baby.

Example
Person 1: When do I get my sign up bonus...?
Person 2: HAha what?? There is no sign up bonus. Here's a compensation plan. You have a quota to hit this month.
Person 1: Hehe... okay. What if I can't hit these numbers? They seem a little excessive.
Person 2: Excessive? You signed up during Corporate War and you ain't even in your prime yet. We're gonna make you a killing machine-
Person 1: I'm sorry?
Person 2: A closing machine. I'll tell you if you do anything crazy to hit those numbers and jail in the clink, we can help with an advance on your check and post bail..
Person 1: *wtf...*

by el socio October 13, 2018

war-torn

Adj: An unsightly almost-human. Gaunt, pungent, without decorum. Perverse, beady eyes. Not to be trusted with a female.

When I looked upon the man, I could see he had a smell about him as if he’d just stepped out of the trenches. His malnourished form was more goblin than man; his face was rough, as if his head had been stuck in a popcorn machine for hours upon end. And he had eyes that glued to any woman like a perpetual form of herpes. The man was war-torn and not to be trusted with the female sex.

by Cold Roll November 7, 2018