Suggestion War

When two people are too prideful to resort back to normal texting, and only text each other using IOS/Androids auto suggest text. Always results in run on sentences. VERY effective at spamming any chat with long paragraphs of nonsense.
Joe: hey i have some ideas to give to my friend for a wedding and she is going through it right away and she wants me too and she is interested and she has been asking for advice so please please thank youuu guys and thanks bye

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by storedindaballlllz October 12, 2023
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War in Afghanistan

A pointless 20-year long war that was fought (and lost to the Taliban) by the United States of America. The purpose of the war was to root out "terror" (whatever the fuck that objective means) and to kill all brown people in the Middle East (remove the Taliban and Al-Qaeda). The war was a gigantic stain on the US and it's people, and due to the amount of money wasted on the endeavor, it will more than likely lead to the eventual economic collapse and downfall of the US itself. Just like the Soviet Union (see Soviet-Afghan War for context).
If you ever feel like you're useless, just remember that it took four presidents, 2,459 dead soldiers, and $2 Trillion dollars to replace the Taliban with the Taliban in Afghanistan.

That's right. $2 Fucking Trillion. Not enough money for the homeless, or student debt, or cancer research, or space exploration, or to help the elderly stateside. But just enough money to bomb brown people. God Bless America.

War in Afghanistan
by realshit225 August 17, 2024
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War In Tea

When you’re served a Sweet Iced Tea in the North.
Waitress “Can I get yous something to drink?”
Me “I’ll have a Sweet Iced Tea
Waitress “You mean a War In Tea?”
by Michael word rocker January 18, 2019
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The War returns

Frogtaints Centepies and Rats
The War returns
by DeanA4 April 09, 2025
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The War returns

After long Years of Peace one of the Centepiets stabbed an other Centepie in the back and turned into a Rat. After this betrayal the Centepiet called the Frogtaints for help and the Old War returned with a slight change that there are now the site of the Centepiets and Frogtaints vs The Rats.
by DeanA4 April 09, 2025
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Letter War

The war on The Urban Dictionary over which letter is superior.
Jeremy: B is the best letter in the alphabet.
Brian: No Z is the best letter.
Jeremy: Wanna start a letter war?
Brian: Yes.
by I know what u did. February 08, 2022
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Class war

Hey, no. Go fuck yourself liberal. I don't want to be a worker while you argue poorly (because you're a moron) for my rights.
Hym "I wish it was a class war! They need to hurry up and slaughter all of you."
by Hym Iam December 29, 2024
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