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could a real person survive

Could A Real Person Survive is a semi-satirical and semi-scientific look at the super moves of all your favorite fighting video games, and asks a very important and unnecessary question: Could a real person survive THAT?!

Layout for each Character Episode: Intro, Title, Super Move, CARPS Examination Playback, Outro, and Final Diagnosis

Green = Almost no injury
Yellow = Mild and lasting injury
Orange = Serious and life threatening injury
Red = Almost certain death

*There is the mulligan that there is an imagined medical team on stand by right outside of camera shot to treat the wounded.
At least 80 % of the time, the answer to “Could a real person survive THAT?!” is “No.”
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Hiring an LGBTQ+ Person

Someone who will demand you call them by their pronouns. As well as many others such as being the most entitled out of the work-group and force their beliefs down other people throats. When this term is used its rare as many companies, restaurants, etc. don't like hiring these types of... people.
When Hiring an LGBTQ+ Person (LettuceGuacamoleBaconTomatoQuesadilla+ person), its a rare event.
by TheHolySpaceyTruth August 2, 2023
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person

You,your mom,your dad, and every annoying thing you every meet
by Theevacum June 21, 2018
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cutest person ever

Aryana is the cutest person ever prove me wrong
by TheOrangeoftruth June 21, 2022
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Fat person

Which fat person would u want, «no i brought my own»
by Pocketshot226 April 1, 2022
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Cat person

A person who really likes cats. A notable example are the ancient egyptians, who liked cats so much they started a religion over it
Ancient Egyptians created cat persons
by IntergalactalEnergy February 14, 2023
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