pasty fart

Farting out diarrhea while crying. Then standing up and cumming on the poop while you let out a tiny little squeaker. Then taking the poop out with your hands and passing gas on it.

"Dude did you see Billy the other day?"
"Yea bro, {lets out a massive fart and then pisses} everyone died because of his pasty fart."
"Yea, let me touch my breasts and cry"

by tinylittleacorn October 29, 2017

novelty fart

A fart that is loud but has no odor.

Don't worry, it doesn't smell. It was just a novelty fart.

by Crusty undies November 9, 2017

diddle-fart

Someone or something that is insanely weird and or stupid

My sister Rose is a massive diddle-fart

by Gangbanger2001 March 4, 2018

blubber fart

A fart that has the ability to clear an Igloo typically after digesting a hearty meal.

Jerome: Man, who let a blubber fart go?

Benson: Sorry, that one was mine.

by Orange Kanye March 6, 2017

fart lounge

Slang for butthole

I'd love to tongue-punch her fart lounge

by speedymya_stro June 20, 2016

fart nogger

1)A word that you call some when they are stupid. 2)someone that has a dead brain.

Look at that guy over there he is fart nogger.

by Marioqueshalovedick May 12, 2016

Fart floss

To grow out one's pubic hair, fuck another girl in the ass, and proceed home to have your girlfriend blow you during which she gets a pube stuck in between her teeth.

It is best to fart floss after you also work out, the sweat factor is significant.

by handle this dick May 23, 2016