Cookie🍪

At first, I was simply going to say that I miss you.
But doesn't begin to encapsulate how I truly feel about you because quite frankly, I am in love with you. I am in love with you in a way I can't fully describe. It is not romantic, but it is not platonic either. I am in love with your essence, with your existence, with you presence. My love for you feels beyond, beyond like the stars. You are impossible to resist, like gravity. How can I? The force is strong, but perfect in its precision. You are perfect for me, which is why I feel so drawn to you.

Cookie🍪;
Yours truly,
Your Bunny.

by Your Bunny Forever June 4, 2023

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Cookie

It's my cookie,not yours.

"CAN I HAVE YOUR COOKIES"

"NO GET YOUR OWN"

by alrighty then November 13, 2019

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Pink Cookie Combo

To lace those pink cookies (the goat) with fentanyl, force feed it to some bitch at your nephew's bar mitzvah, kidnap her, and jack hammer her dead body.

Timmy : This bar mitzvah is so boring, I'm about to pull the Pink Cookie Combo on this girl.
Paul: Timmy don't, my uncle got arrested for trying that with his Boonka.

by pinkcookiecombo May 29, 2024

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carnival cookie

When a clown defecates onto the chest of a 'victim'.

Yesterday at the county fair, i totally got a carnival cookie

by the wankstain February 5, 2010

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Pull a cookie

To pull a cookie is when somebody asks you to pull up, but they don't do it themselves.

How to 'Pull a cookie' 101.

Ron Artester: "1V1 BRID ME IN EDGE YOU SPASTIC KID?"
Person 1: "Ok im here, world 325"
Person 1: "Are you coming or what?"
Person 1: "I'm here waiting..."
Ron Artester: "Stfu retard!"
*Person 1 gets blocked by Ron Artester*

by donolesen March 29, 2020

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