Two- Girls, One Cup with more meaningful, incomprehensible, conversation spread thoroughly between the two and their orifices!
¹Female: "Hey, Shittany! Did you have corn at lunch just for meeehhee?!"
✓ Uttered whilst retching on Shit!
²Female: "You -ugh, ugh- Know - yum-yum- IT!"
✓As Female² swooshes Feces about her mouth!
Female ¹&² : "We LOVE Shit-Talking!"
✓ Uttered whilst retching on Shit!
²Female: "You -ugh, ugh- Know - yum-yum- IT!"
✓As Female² swooshes Feces about her mouth!
Female ¹&² : "We LOVE Shit-Talking!"
by Making Mischief December 29, 2022
Shit talking is often confused with the study of talking behind people’s backs but what many won’t know it is the quantum leap between the bridge of wisdom and the spiders nest that hates the ideas of many great minds
by Procrastamatrix mk 2 March 30, 2018
@itzzlxdyyyy
by yun6d3liqu3n7 August 08, 2023
“hey did you go on your thanksgiving walk?”
“no i sat with a friend and we had a thanksgiving sit and talk”
“no i sat with a friend and we had a thanksgiving sit and talk”
by dinosaur man November 24, 2023
We don't talk about him, no, no, no! We don't talk about him! BUT! It was my opening day It was our opening day We were getting ready, and there wasn't a bean in sight! No beans allowed in sight! Bean Gobbler walks in with a mischievous bib- BEAN LEAK!! You telling this REDACTED, or am I?I'm sorry, REDACTED, go on He says, "It looks BEANZ" Why did he tell THEM? In doing so, he fills my brain REDACTED, get the umbrellas Opened in a bean leak! What a horrid one... but anyways! We don't talk about #1 Bean Gobbler, no, no, no! We don't talk about him! Hey! Grew to live in fear of him screaming or eating I could always hear him sort of crunching and grumbling I associate him with the sound of screams, AH-AH-AH! It's a heavy lift, with a mouth so hungry Always left REDACTED and the COMPANY? fumbling Grappling with weirdness they couldn't fathom Do you understand? A seven-foot leak Beans along his bib When he calls your NAME? It all fades to dark Yeah, he smells your beans.. And feasts on the beans! (NOOO!) We don't talk about BEAN GOBBLER, no, no, no! (We don't talk about HIM, no, no, no!) We don't talk about him! (we don't talk about him!!) He told me rats would come, The next day: AHHHHHHHHHHH! (No, no!) He told me I'd grow an addiction! And just like he said... (no, no!) He said that all my beans would get eaten, now where are my beans! (no, no! Hey!) Your fate is sealed when your bean cans are stolen!
Basically, if you have a friend that eats too many beans, call them an AnderBeanGobbler. If they steal your beans, that's one too! They also correct you by saying "you're*" in an argument. If any of those fall down to their categories, you know that's an AnderBeanGobbler! We don't talk about AnderBeanGobbler.
by bean keeper February 23, 2022
Dom: *texting* i know you wanna grind my thigh, pretty girl.
sub: *also texting* gosh don't talk pretty to me when im in public 😳
sub: *also texting* gosh don't talk pretty to me when im in public 😳
by PseudonymsRlame August 27, 2021