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WV Specials 

Short form for 'white van' audio speakers. If someone in a white van approaches you - usually in a mall parking lot - and says they have a surplus of home audio speakers they're willing to literally 'give away', that's because they can't even do that....until they meet someone like you. You think this is a break in life....imagine full high fidelity sound for only $100! Truth is they are acoustically crap to begin with and will only last a few hours when pushed. If your 'lucky' enough to find a carpeted set and you have a cat, you could ditch the speakers and add play toys your kitty would love scratching these boxes.
I have a pair of WV Specials that still have one tweeter working after the party ended. I just bought them last week.
WV Specials by john2 August 17, 2012
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redwood special 

The act of sexual intercourse with a woman on her period, after which the affronting male appendage is cleaned off via fellatio
Dude: "Yo, my girl was so hot and heavy for it last night that she gave me a redwood special."
Friend: "Way to go, bro!" ***vomits uncontrollably***

Kewpee Special 

a sexual act that consists of a female using her foot, mayonnaise and mustard.
Carl: that chick will do anything with her foot, mayonnaise and mustard for $170
James: I think they call that the Kewpee Special
Kewpee Special by Lvebukit88 February 11, 2014

sandy special 

The act of wrapping your penis in sand paper and blasting someones asshole with your fat cock, Aka engaging in anal sex with a penis covered in a sandpaper condom!
Last night i gave shelly the Sandy Special, her dirt road will never be the same!
sandy special by Junktap April 28, 2014

Shelton Special 

When a woman urinates into a glass then the male blows his load into the same glass. One of the two drink it and then go back and forth swapping the urine filled semen into the others mouth. Then to finish the males spits the finished product into the females rectum.
My man gave me a nice Shelton special last night.
Shelton Special by ASovo23 August 8, 2014

Calgary Special 

When you're at the Calgary Stampede picking up drunk broads and instead of having sex with them you jizz all over their big boobies.
"Hey dude why didn't you fuck that chick?"
"I decided to give her a Calgary special instead."
Calgary Special by Blackmurph October 10, 2014

Tubzie special 

The name given to any sandwich which contains 3 eggs or more.
Hungry tradie: I can't wait for smoko, I've got a full flask of coffee and a bacon and cheese Tubzie Special
Tubzie special by Gail Swallows December 2, 2014