social retard

A person in North America, who is past 18 years of age and who is still virgin for non religious reasons.

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Among modern North American teenagers obsessed with swag and yolo, it is not flash to be a social retard, unless you want to lol in the remake of the movie the 40 Year Old Virgin.

by Sexydimma March 5, 2014

Social Hitler

Using a minority cause to bully around others. Such people might look like nice, helping people fighting for a just cause but their true intentions become annoyingly clear when they get a little power. In their view they can now tell everybody what to say, feel and think because initially there was a good reason.

Rando: Hey let's go to this club and have some fun!
Social Hitler: You are so egoistic and only concerned about your fun! Do you even respect women at all?

Please pick up that trash on the ground here and buy me drink to calm down over this insult to someone else i pretend to care about!

by msh42 December 19, 2022

Social Needia

A state of being wherein a person desperately seeks contact with anyone else they can on social media, like Facebook, twitter, Snapchat, etc., whether because they have little in-person interaction or just because it makes them feel validated.

Primus: "Holy shit, this chick has added me on Facebook like 17 times and I still don't know who she is."
Secundus: "Yeah, she's on Social Needia hardcore."

by Apokamptos April 26, 2015

Socialize

Hahahaha! Yeah totally dawg!

Hym "When women talk to other women about the guy they're fucking, the first thing they bring up is the dudes ability to socialize! 'His vocabulary is so big! The conversation was just so engaging! I cheated on my boyfriend because he has a big ol' masters in linguistics! And he knew how to use it!' Hahahahaha! You're not fit to be a mustache-man. How fat is your cock?"

by Hym Iam May 29, 2024

socialism

when hasan no house

Hasan Piker doesn't REALLY belive in socialism. He has a house.

by Xx_RealDefinitions_xX February 12, 2022

Social Distrubtism

Social Distrubtism is Distrubtism but with a more socialist point of view. Distrubtists will claim that they are not socialists or capitalists and they criticize both Laissez-faire capitalism and state socialism. Distrubtists believes in co-ops, member owned mutual organizations and a large scale competition law reform. Distrubtists also want credit unions, building societies, and mutual banks. But Social Distrubtism believes that private property should be distrubted and Social Distrubtists might also believe or not believe that local co-ops should be organized by syndicates.

Frank: Social Distrubtism is an interesting idea but isn't what Distrubtism represents because Social Distrubtists openly say that their ideology is socialist but most other Distrubtists criticize both socialism and capitalism.
Andrew: But I believe socialism is bad I believe in Distrubtism mixed with socialism since socialism has some good ideas that can help us.

by VietcongSocialist November 8, 2020

social investing

Social investing, a practice embraced by many, carries inherent risks—especially for individuals lacking financial education. The allure of quick gains can lead to perilous outcomes when investors heed misguided recommendations and invest in assets such as meme stocks, penny stocks, or cryptocurrencies like GameStop, AMC, or Bitcoin, right before a market sell-off. This scenario underscores the importance of conducting thorough research and exercising caution when navigating the dynamic world of social investing.

Bob: Hey man, Carly told me to download Robinhood for social investing into this one penny stock. I put $100 bucks into it.
Jason: Did you make money on it?
Bob: Nah man, the company went bankrupt and got delisted! I lost all my money!
Jason: You need to be more responsible with your money!

by the _bad_investor December 8, 2023